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Hillary Selling Random Crap At Inflationary Prices, Because Time Is Running Out!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Check out the e-mail Hillary Clinton sent us this morning: “In May, Chelsea announced our ‘Project T-Shirt’ contest, and I never imagined we would have such an outpouring of support and great designs. …If you contribute $50 today you’ll get a t-shirt with the winning design and continue to help me pay down our campaign debt.Some PUMA person is freaking about the deadline for retiring Hillary’s campaign debt being tomorrow, which is about the only logical explanation for her team selling this piece of shit-on-cloth for $50. Coming tomorrow: buy a pebble Hillary Clinton found on the side of I-95 for only $2,300! [Hillary Clinton]


George W. Bush Also Solves the Holocaust

Friday, January 11th, 2008


JERUSALEM (AP) — President Bush had tears in his eyes during an hour-long tour of Israel’s Holocaust memorial Friday and told Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz to halt the killing, the memorial’s chairman said.

Umm, Mr. President? Wouldn’t that have a detrimental effect on, uh, all the Jewish prisoners inside?

Bush: US should have bombed Auschwitz [AP]