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Posts Tagged ‘oh my fucking god’

Can Mulatto Illegal Alien Bastard Negro Be President?!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Who killed Vince Foster?!The important white-rights website called V-DARE continues to work hard on the most important story of our time, which is impotently freaking out about Barack Obama’s birth certificate, from when he was born, because what if he is actually an illegal alien born in Africa and secretly mailed to Hawaii (?) by Indonesian half-breed muslins to, er, make sinister anti-American foreign policy decisions through, uhh, George Bush Junior’s head of defense? Come on, think about it! MORE »


National Park Service Loves Psychotic Backyard Porn

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Listen people: If you want to send “political” e-mail, do it from special secret political e-mail accounts. Have you learned nothing from Karl Rove and the Bush Administration? We received one lonesome message protesting the fact that we noted Jesse Malkin’s very public slide into low-budget amateur porn, and here it is:

Subject: Humorless
From: “Pat_R[redacted]@nps.gov”
11:56 am (32 minutes ago) MORE »


GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

It's not nice to laugh at retards, but .... - Wonkette
Well, that’s an appropriate expression for somebody who’s been whupped upside the head. MORE »


Malkin’s Site Now Requires Adult ID Check

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007