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Nats Unimpressed By So-Called “Faith” Of Jews, Muslims

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Suffer the little children to come unto me
Hey, when you’re twelve games out of first place — and seven games behind the Phillies — then nobody can blame you for seeking out some supernatural help wherever you can find it. But is it really wise to put all your eggs in one basket? What if you dedicate your at-bat to, say, Shiva and Shiva alone? Won’t that just enrage Ahura Mazda further, dooming your side to ending the season miles away from even the wild card slot? MORE »