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Remainders: To The Igloo From Whence He Came

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
  • Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky is completely right, we must “plug the donut hole.” [Hill Blog]

  • CNN is there for you, no matter how bad it gets. [Drink At Work]
  • A little ditty, bout Jack and Dan - two American has-beens, doin’ the best they can. [Newsmax]
  • Any government employee who says they do it for their country is lying, it’s all about the foreign poontang. [Girls Are Pretty]
  • Jim Kolbe spends worthwhile money, not no tens and twenties. [CNN Money]

WHITE HOUSE

Jon Stewart’s Take on the Presidential Faux Pas

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

Our story about President Bush’s unfortunate exchange with L.A. Times reporter Peter Wallsten got picked up by many news outlets — both real and fake: MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Breaking: President Bush Apologizes to Peter Wallsten

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Ah, the power of the blogosphere. We were the first to report on President Bush teasing reporter Peter Wallsten for wearing “shades” at a Rose Garden press conference — sunglasses that Wallsten wears because he’s legally blind. Wallsten suffers from Stargardt’s disease, which causes vision loss.

And now, news of a presidential apology:

Wallsten said Bush called his cell phone later in the day to apologize and tell him that he didn’t know he had [Stargardt's] disease. Wallsten said he interrupted and told the president that no apology was necessary and that he didn’t feel offended since he hadn’t told anyone at the White House about his condition.

More details, after the jump.

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The Rose Garden Press Conference Video

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

WHITE HOUSE

An Update on President Bush’s Screw-Up

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

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Earlier today, we broke the story of how President Bush poked fun at reporter Peter Wallsten for wearing sunglasses while asking a question. Wallsten, it turns out, is legally blind.

The crew over at Think Progress has followed up on our scoop; check out their work here. They interviewed Wallsten, obtained the transcript of the exchange, and grabbed a video clip of it, too.

We also reprint the transcript here, after the jump.

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President Bush’s “Oh, Shit” Moment of the Day

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Earlier today, we described an exchange at this morning’s press conference between President Bush and Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times. President Bush joked about Wallsten’s wearing sunglasses while asking his question. MORE »


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Remainders: Tupac Would Roll Over In His Grave, If He Were Really Dead

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

* G to the W-B, President number 4-3, keepin’ it real up here in DC. [Atom Films] MORE »


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Wonkette’s Week in Review: Deciding Who’s the Biggest Asshole Edition

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

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More Breaking News: The Apocalypse Is Near

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

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Threat Level Lowered to “Oh, Fuck”

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

We admit, we’ve been big fans of indulging in complete flat-out panic these last couple days since the Hersh piece dropped. Mostly ’cause, you know, it’s just more interesting than the simmering nihilistic disgust that’s been our constant, monotonous companion lo these last few… years, really. A little Cuban Missile Crisis Last Night on Earth adrenaline spices up a midterm election cycle otherwise full of phone-jamming and lobbying and ethics violations. MORE »