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Hi there, Wonkeratti! We Interrupt your Normal Programing for another weekly excursion into - Science! It's highly likely that Your Estimable Editrix will see the error...

In any political operation, there's this thing called "message discipline." Not only does it mean staying on the talking points ("It's the Economy,...

Hi there, Wonketteers! I'm Proud to be able to bring to you a New Wonkette Feature: a weekly round-up of Current Events in - SCIENCE! Your...

Can the Wasilla Grifter possibly get another five minutes added to her expired fifteen minutes of infamy? Well, yes, of course. Besides, her fifteen...

The natural conclusion to MSNBC's long effort to win the Pulitzer in Applied Stupidity was reached today when the cable-talk station hired vapid airhead...

Oh look, one of those basic cable reality-teevee families is getting another reality show. And we are posting it, because that is apparently what...

Christmas Eve is a very exciting travel day because it's one of the busiest, most insane times to attempt to get on a plane....

Sometimes, things are just so weird that you've got no real choice but to spray paint a bunch of angry anti-Mexican crap all over...

Because the world's most powerful military is being destroyed by a combination of a) goat herders in Afghanistan and b) some weird guy with...

Eric Cantor is very upset about Democrats being upset about Teabagger-Republicans attacking the homes and offices of Democratic politicians. So, you Democrats stop complaining...

So, uh ... here we are! One decade deep into the 21st Century. This is what it's like, apparently. Jesus. Well ... guess we'll...

THIS IS IT: A direct post to the Twitter, from the Wonkette, in 140 paragraphs or less? It's so 2010! Oh wait it doesn't...

WOW. So this lady, "Bunny," is so furious that, uhm, the Senate would pass Health Care Reform on, uhm, a working day/weekday before Christmas,...

By weirdly popular demand, here is the infamous video of some Paultards singing a very terrible version of "Twelve Days of Christmas," wherein the...

Yesterday, your Jim Newell announced DC's gay-marriage-is-okay news with this caveat: "HOWEVER, while Father Congress is not expected to go all 'Home Rule' and...

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