Mark Souder really, really likes his bread toasted and not grilled. Really, really, really likes it. He likes it so much that, upon not getting his sandwich in exactly the way he likes it last week, he stormed out of the cafeteria complaining. “Coincidentally,” the worker in charge of the sandwich at the time is no longer employed in his menial job that he probably worked really hard at. Souder denies filing any complaint or talking to anyone, but had his spokesman tell The Hill that he “assumes that there were problems with the employee’s service far beyond what he experienced last week.” I hope he knows better than to try to get a sandwich there for a good long while because you never fuck with people who handle your food. [The Hill]