Tag: october

Month-Long Vacation Not Enough, So Congress Decrees August Now Has 7 Weeks

How many days are you planning to show up for work in 2016? Is it all of them? It's probably all of them, because you are a Sucker-American and not a member of Congress, a job that offers many...

The Inevitable ‘Who Wore It Best?’ Michelle Obama vs. Ann Romney Smackdown

Before going into too much detail, the answer is Michelle Obama. Always. Unless of course the question is, "Who ate the rest of my french fries?" (The answer to that question used to be The Snowbilly, but now who...

JEREMIAH WRIGHT IS THE WORST: So we're reading this nice New York magazine piece about Barack Obama and Race and Hope before sleepy and, right near the very end, UGH: "In October, Obama’s former pastor, Wright, will publish a...