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Posts Tagged ‘obvious metaphors’

The Department of Ironies Too Painfully Obvious To Point Out Remains Impenetrable

Monday, March 6th, 2006

powder.jpgIf you’re still recovering from last night’s Hollywood circle-jerk, just remember that you live in a city governed by metaphors too hackneyed for even the most unsubtle of scenario writers. The Department of Homeland Security can’t secure its own offices (oh, how appropriate etc. etc.) MORE »