Tag: obscenity

OK, it might be a recorder. Or a champagne bottle. It's probably not a gun.

Texas Will Have To Pry The Dildos Out Of These Kids’ Cold, Dead Wherevers

Among the dumb new gun laws Texas recently enacted is a provision allowing students and faculty to carry concealed weapons on university and college campuses, as long as they have a CCW permit. While gun-humpers are ecstatic over how...
Bias Confession: I think Howl is a wee bit overrated

High School Teacher Canned For Teaching Allen Ginsberg’s Filthy Buttsechs Poetry

The children of South Windsor, Connecticut, are at long last safe from the pernicious influence of David Olio, who has been forced to resign as an English teacher at South Windsor High School after showing a video of Allen...
Next time she'll just say 'Blistering blue barnacles!"

Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids

A South Carolina mom was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct last Sunday after saying "fuck" -- specifically, the adjectival form, "fucking" -- in front of her children in a North Augusta grocery store. The woman was overheard destroying...

Alabama Fella Pretty Much Started Petition ‘Cause Fascist Gubmint Shut Down His Nudie Carwash

Lots of red-blooded US Merkins love America so much they want to LEAVE IT (because Kenyan Mooslim Sharia Oppression and such). But one such patriot is a little more interesting! Sup, guy who started Alabama's secession petition Derrick Belcher,...

Meet The Cow Porn Judge!

Once upon a time a man kept a stash of comically dirty photos on his web site, and then he blamed it all on his son after people discovered they could access pubic-hair shaving instructionals and similarly "shocking" images...