Wonkette

Someday Andrea Mitchell will publish her memoirs and it will be the most rollicking account of a sassy girl reporter navigating our nation’s halls of power since Barbara Walters’ book came out. It will be all about crazy three-ways with Objectivists and that time she shared a spliff with Spiro Agnew. But in the meantime, everybody is constantly being mean to Andrea Mitchell because she’s always shilling for the other guy. MORE »

* ‘Armed Liberal’ to Middle East: “I can tie a knot in this cherry using just my supply curve.” [Winds of Change]
* John Hawkins to Reagan: “Yeah. Wow, this is embarrassing. It’s — it’s trickling down.” [Right Wing News]
* Adam Smith to Jane Fonda: “Shhh. Let my invisible hand do the talking.” [The Jawa Report]
* Friedman to Dobbs: “And didn’t Cafferty tell you protectionism is only like 97% effective?” [NAM Blog via Power Line]
* US Steel to nature: “Not gonna lie, we had some good times. But Gephardt’s on board now and that guy just doesn’t like it dirty.” [The Huffington Post]
* Industrial Revolution to Twenty-first Century: “First came the cheap wine, then some shallow talk about a diamond-water paradox, then … well, then we mined her. Our bad.” [Free Republic]