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Posts Tagged ‘obituaries’

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
  • OH NOES ESTELLE GETTY DIED: Yeah, no “hot DC gossip” angle on this one unless you want to make yet another dumb John McCain/old people joke. Farewell, Sophia Petrillo! [Estelle Getty's web page]

Elegant, Witty Conservative Writer William F. Buckley Jr. Dies, Leaving No Intellectual Heirs

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

'I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.'You’d never know it by reading National Review today, but that conservative magazine used to be an important, interesting and intellectual journal. That’s because William F. Buckley Jr., who died early this morning at the ripe old age of 82, was a hell of a writer (but a crappy novelist). He also had famous eyebrows, as the New York Times notes in its obituary. MORE »


Monday, October 8th, 2007

“With her passing, Ethel’s final wish was ultimately granted when she did not have to see Hillary Clinton become president.” [Lowell Sun]


Nazi Scumbag Finally Dies

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Good Evening, Mr. Waldheim ... - WonketteEvil Nazi war criminal Kurt Waldheim is finally dead at 88. The Nazi not only survived the “Jewish war” but thrived for another sixty years as a diplomat and politician, eventually becoming the head of the United Nations and president of Austria. MORE »


Business Section Decadent, Depraved

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

Henry Allen, we know you’re a Pulitzer-winning critic, a respected old newspaper veteran, all that jazz. But please — the death of Ken Lay does not call for a rewrite of Hunter S. Thompson’s Nixon obit. Ken Lay was a garden-variety crook, not the near-mythic villain of a generation. You are a Washington Post staff writer, not an iconoclastic, self-destructive legend. Here are some phrases that should not appear in the Washington Post: MORE »


Metro Section: Dying of Hunger

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

* Lloyd Bentsen hasn’t even been dead long enough to turn over in his grave, and already he has a rap obituary. [Dealing in Subterfuges] MORE »


Remainders: The White House of the Past, Present, and Future

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
  • What’s up with Condi’s new ‘do? Could her hairstyle offer clues to her future plans? [Baltimore Sun]
  • John McCain tries to out-pander Hillary. [Queerty]
  • Today brought news of the passing of two Reagan and Nixon Administration alums: Caspar Weinberger and Lyn Nofziger. [Hotline On Call]

NYT Reporter Murdered in DC Neighborhood

Monday, January 9th, 2006

Former New York Times reporter/editor David Rosenbaum passed away last night after being robbed while taking an early evening walk through his


Post on Eugene McCarthy: Eh.

Monday, December 12th, 2005

MccarthyLike many, Wonkette mourned the passing of former Senator Eugene McCarthy on Saturday. As many obits noted, he stayed fiery and feisty long after the point at which most politicians are content to let age soften people’s opinions about them. The Post calls today’s article about McCarthy an “appreciation,” but the closing lines make it seem more like a “dutiful acknowledgment”:

However you want to define Gene McCarthy’s career, he was different. He usually had something to say. And it often was worth hearing.

Good thing Gene was a Catholic, because such praise would certainly otherwise damn him. MORE »


Rest in Peace, Rosa Parks

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

Original GangsterOkay, sure, you can admire Rosa Parks for sparking an idealistic, peaceful movement for racial equality if you want to. Mostly, we like her because she was pissed. Anger is an important part of successful activism and it’s rare that it’s so legitimately righteous. Activists these days tend to make statements by voluntarily putting themselves in positions that lack dignity — giant puppet costumes; Michael Moore films; Crawford, Texas — here’s the woman who made history by keeping hers. MORE »