Tag Archives: obamas

  the reaping

Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children

Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be president, “we’ll lose,” fervent Mitt Romney supporter and reluctant believer in math Ann Coulter has now decided that in order for loser Mitt to lose slightly less appallingly, his supporters and the undecided tens of millions on the right must “go after” Sasha and Malia Obama. Of course, with recent Oaxacagate, we have seen that this subtle strategy is already well in effect. But now Ann Coulter has arrived, and she will take over from here. How does one go after a child, though, besides attacking their spring break style? Read more on Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children…
  smoke break at the swing set

Work-at-Home Obama Just Goofing Off With His Kids All Day

While Republican dads dump their unwanted wives and unloved children at a vacation home somewhere and then fly to Argentina on the taxpayer’s dime to tearfully commit adultery for years, Democratic wonder-dad Barack Obama continues to outrage the family-hating wingnut blogosphere by keeping various “promises” made to his “happy” children, such as “I’ll get you a hypoallergenic dog carefully bred by Portuguese robot-monks” and “I’ll build you the fanciest backyard swing set ever, and it won’t look anything like those tacky day-glo molded plastic travesties most kids are stuck with, if they’re lucky enough to have a playset at all.” [White House Flickr] Read more on Work-at-Home Obama Just Goofing Off With His Kids All Day…
  breaking news

The Obamas Are About To Get Their Dog, In Spring, Pretty Soon!

Now this is some change we can believe in: Barack Obama kept his promise to three Americans (his wife and daughters) and now the family has a dog (Bobby Jindal). Ha, just kidding, they wanted a good dog. And they haven’t actually picked out a canine, yet. It’s all in People magazine, which is the main periodical covering the Obama Administration, because Americans love People, and when’s the last time you saw the NYT in the checkout line? Read more on The Obamas Are About To Get Their Dog, In Spring, Pretty Soon!…
  indignants

George Bush Won’t Let Obama Into White House Early, Because WTF?

The tacky “new money” Obama family has insulted America by requesting early occupancy of the White House’s guest quarters, Blair House, so that his two children could start school on time (Jan. 5) at their fancy private gig. The White House has turned down the request because who are these fucking people? Read more on George Bush Won’t Let Obama Into White House Early, Because WTF?…