Tag: obamas

Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary’s Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin’ Deal!

SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz!

Malia Obama Spotted Inhaling Devil Drugs, Don’t Tell Her Mom And Dad!

Um, guys, can we let Malia Obama be a normal 18-year-old kid?

Obamas Doing Spanish Sex Dances In Argentina While World Burns, Oh Great

Where do Barry Bamzgasm The Dictator Obama and his wife Michelle The Vegetable EnforcerĀ get off? First they larked about in Ted Cruz's homeland singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" with Castro, and then they got on their Obamaplane...

Obamas Going To SXSW Like Common Hipsters: Your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party

Oh hey, Wonkers! Are you ready to have a new weekly feature crammed in your face by your loving Wonkette? Good, because it's happening. SO! Dok writes his nerd thing for all YOU NERDS, but where Evan (me) is...
Cry all you want, still gonna call you A Idiot.

No, Bristol Palin, Hillary Clinton Is Not Afraid Of Your Grizzly Mama

OK, now that we have yelled at (some of) The Gays about how Hillary Clinton's "anti-gay" email is kind of no big fucking deal, it is time to yell into the hollow cavity of Bristol Palin's brain, because SHE...

Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children

Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be president, "we'll lose," fervent Mitt Romney supporter and reluctant believer in math Ann Coulter has...

Work-at-Home Obama Just Goofing Off With His Kids All Day

While Republican dads dump their unwanted wives and unloved children at a vacation home somewhere and then fly to Argentina on the taxpayer's dime to tearfully commit adultery for years, Democratic wonder-dad Barack Obama continues to outrage the family-hating...

The Obamas Are About To Get Their Dog, In Spring, Pretty Soon!

Now this is some change we can believe in: Barack Obama kept his promise to three Americans (his wife and daughters) and now the family has a dog (Bobby Jindal). Ha, just kidding, they wanted a good dog. And...

George Bush Won’t Let Obama Into White House Early, Because WTF?

The tacky "new money" Obama family has insulted America by requesting early occupancy of the White House's guest quarters, Blair House, so that his two children could start school on time (Jan. 5) at their fancy private gig. The...