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Missouri D*ckhead Rep. Will Stop Poors From Depleting State’s Sushi Supply

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Missouri state Rep. Rick Brattin is at it again, addressing the the Real Problems affecting his state. Last year, he made news for a bill that would simply require ladies to get permission slips from the men what had made them pregnant, if they wanted all the ‘bortions. If it was rape, he said that as long as the woman proved it, then there would be an exception, so no worries! He’s also a proponent of the completely ineffective and pointless effort to force welfare recipients to have drug tests. Which brings us to today! Brattin has decided that on top of making sure all the poors aren’t on drugs, we should probably make sure they don’t eat any “luxury” foods, like fish, because heaven forfend they make healthy choices. Those are for rich people! Read more on Missouri D*ckhead Rep. Will Stop Poors From Depleting State’s Sushi Supply…
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Rush Limbaugh, Naturally, Is Very Concerned About Why Barack Obama Abducted And Raped Those Cleveland Girls

Guys, do you want a person who kidnaps three young girls, and then rapes and beats and impregnates and beats and rapes them some more to be the president of the United States? You DON’T? That is so weird! Because now you and Rush Limbaugh are on the same page! Oh, except Rush Limbaugh doesn’t say Obama actually raped and beat and impregnated and kidnapped the girls himself. He just made it possible, with his welfare and Obamaphones, by time traveling back to 10 years ago, when the girls were kidnapped and he was not president. Let’s give a listen! “[A]s it so happens, I happened last night to watch Hawaii Five-0 on CBS,” he explained. “Hawaii Five-O‘s premise last night was kidnapped girls held until they were 18 and then let go or killed — well, always killed — by a couple doing it for the welfare benefits.” As soon as Rush Limbaugh find the AFDC application listing Michelle Knight, Gina DeJesus, and Amanda Berry as dependents, we will be happy to give that a listen. But is there more? Well there is a “read more” tag, so we assume so! Read more on Rush Limbaugh, Naturally, Is Very Concerned About Why Barack Obama Abducted And Raped Those Cleveland Girls…
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Marsha Blackburn Wants To Know If Boston Bombers Had Obamaphones, Because That’s An Awesome Question

As part of the Tea Party’s relentless campaign to make us all dumber, the new right-wing meme is that, hey, since the Tsarnaev family was on welfare at a couple of points, maybe they also had Obamaphones! Ghost Breitbart (no link, ever) jumped in with a piece pointing out that the FCC “refused to answer” whether the Tsarnaevs had ever gotten a subsidized phone, which totally means they did and Obama is covering it up. Minimal credit where due: residual Breitbart stain Wynton Hall mostly uses the program’s actual name, the “Lifeline” program, while noting that it’s “referred to as the ‘Obama phone’ program by its critics,” because it’s just a name, no big whoop, we could call ‘em Reaganphones but we just decided to call ‘em Obamaphones. Now Tennesee Rep. Marsha Blackburn wants some answers, goddamn it, because she received a letter from a constituent who is Very Concerned: Read more on Marsha Blackburn Wants To Know If Boston Bombers Had Obamaphones, Because That’s An Awesome Question…
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Pamela Geller: Obama Is Naziest Nazi Who Ever Nazied, Totally Gonna Kill All The Jews

You would think that we could no longer be surprised by either Pamela Geller or WND, but this did set us back on our ripe yet slender haunches: How long do Jews have in Obama’s America? How long before we can’t walk down the street with a kippah or a Star of David? This is already reality for Belgium Jews, Swedish Jews and French Jews. Large portions of Norway are already Judenrein. And why is Obama going to round up the Jews and make them wear yellow stars for the crime of wearing Stars of David? Because … food stamps. Read more on Pamela Geller: Obama Is Naziest Nazi Who Ever Nazied, Totally Gonna Kill All The Jews…