Let's all visit the sausage factory!
What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.
We really ought to try this one weird trick.
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?
Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!
Maybe they could just fix Obamacare instead. Oh, we DO love our edgy gallows humor.
It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.
Everything you never wanted to know about Trump's address to Congress tonight!
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
Next week: Trump discovers ISIS may be hard to defeat, even with torture.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.