Tag: obamacare

House TrumpCare Committees Stayed Up SO LATE To Do People’s Work, Of Murder.

Let's all visit the sausage factory!

Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(

What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

AARP Tells GOP To Get That Filthy TrumpCare Off Its Lawn

With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.

Not So Happy With TrumpDontCare? How About John Conyers’s ‘Medicare For All’ Instead?

We really ought to try this one weird trick.

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?

Mike Pence Defends Trump’s ‘Obama Wire Tapp’ Lie By HEY LOOK! SQUIRREL!

Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!
That works for political careers and reputations, too.

TrumpCare Is Here! Behold Its Glory As You Bask In The Warmth Of Your Hobo Trash Can Fire!

Maybe they could just fix Obamacare instead. Oh, we DO love our edgy gallows humor.

GOP Rep.: Jesus Doesn’t Want You To Have Healthcare Because You’re So Lazy

It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not.

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

Donald Trump To Address Congress Tonight, Because That’s What ‘Presidents’ Do

Everything you never wanted to know about Trump's address to Congress tonight!

Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017

Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump: Health Care, Like Facebook Relationship Statuses, ‘Complicated’

Next week: Trump discovers ISIS may be hard to defeat, even with torture.

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.