Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Some people have really weird 'values.'
Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!
Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.
We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.
How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Arguing that we can't make a war criminal pay more for insurance isn't really very persuasive.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Is there any bill Republicans won't use as a vehicle to repeal Obamacare? So far, the ones naming post offices are safe. Oh, damn.
The Obama Government-in-Exile now has a health insurance education division.
Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.