This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
Because HI, we live in a system in which people have to pay money when they get shot!
Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!
Who'd have guessed that North Carolina may be a key state in Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate? We're just as surprised as you!
Aetna dropped out of Obamacare exchanges in 11 states this week, proving either that Obamacare is unsustainable, or that big corporations can act like big babies when they don't get what they want.
Harry Reid is pretty sure Donald Trump is too stupid and uninformed to take the US citizenship test. Harry Reid is correct.
Joseph Farah, America's top conspiracy theorist, has figured out yet another way Barack Obama might make himself dictator for life. We're persuaded!
Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.
Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
Does Michele Bachmann regret being the most insane congresslady ever? Heck no, she was just doing the Lord's work!
We heard from the Usual Gang of Idiots this week, but sadly, not a one of them is smart enough to work for MAD magazine.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun, like this year's race for the U.S. Senate. No, we're not going to do a full 'Cremation of Sam McGee' parody, sorry.
Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits.
Let's all try to get excited about Chuck Schumer! Or at least laugh at Dinesh D'Souza one more time.
Democrats aren't too crazy about some of the provisions Republicans threw into the Zika funding bill. Isn't allowing Confederate flags in federal cemeteries an important part of fighting infectious disease?