Tag: obamacare

Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!

President Bannon Gives ‘Values Voters’ Jesus-Gasms Over Trump Murdering Their Healthcare

Some people have really weird 'values.'

Does Donald Trump Even Know What He Did To Healthcare This Week?

Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!

Trump Knows When He Had Lunch With Rex Tillerson, And It Was Potato

Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.

Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die

We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.

Trump’s Healthcare E.O.: If You Like Your Doctor, You Can Buy A Lotto Ticket

How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump: We Must Destroy Obamacare To Save Henry Kissinger

Arguing that we can't make a war criminal pay more for insurance isn't really very persuasive.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Does Obamacare Cover Republicans’ Addiction To Trying To Kill Obamacare?

Is there any bill Republicans won't use as a vehicle to repeal Obamacare? So far, the ones naming post offices are safe. Oh, damn.

Obama Alums Get Band Back Together To Save Obamacare Enrollment Trump Is Purposely Fucking Up

The Obama Government-in-Exile now has a health insurance education division.

GOP Too Busy Trying To Kill Healthcare For Millions, So It Forgot To Renew Healthcare For Kids

Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.