The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.
Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Repuuuuublicans, come out to play-aaay!
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
Women! Stay up in his grill! STAY IN ALL OF THEIR GRILLS!
Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?
If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.
The Trump administration is bleeding from its wherevers, and it's the lamestream media's fault.
Trump Kills Paid-For Obamacare Ads Days Before Deadline, Because Nobody Needs Insurance (Happy Update!)
Need another reason to be pissed at Team Trump? Of course not, but here it is anyway.
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.