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Posts Tagged ‘obamacare’

NATION OF TRANNIES

Socialized Medicine=Mandatory Sex Changes!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

'You won't be needing this anymore'Little-known fact about this revolutionary new healthcare scheme for all Americans: it will force you to have your genitals remade into opposite-looking genitals. But the procedure will be “free,” sort of, just like those abortions you’ll be enjoying on demand. MORE »


SORRY GOP BUT THE AARP RUNS AMERICA

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Yeah but is Hawaii even a *state*?BARACK OBAMA SEXES UP THE OLDS, WITH HEALTH CARE! AARP, the shockingly powerful old-person lobby, is about to have Obama entertain the retired peoples with a live webchat! We cannot embed the video here, so go watch it with the early-bird dinner crowd and report back with spy info! It starts at 1:30 p.m. IT’S ON, LIVE, NOW! CALL IN! [AARP Barack Obama Q&A]


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Latest Racist Email Sender Apologizes

Friday, July 24th, 2009

In what way is this offensive?The most recent angry Republican to get caught sending an offensive email about the president wants to make it clear, as usual, that he didn’t mean to offend anybody, and in fact “the image has nothing to do with my feelings or thoughts on any race or culture.” He wants to focus on stopping Obama’s health care reform proposal, which should be totally easy now that the whole world knows him as “another racist wingnut” rather than “that neurosurgeon with (kooky) ideas about healthcare.” [TPMMuckraker]


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Another Day, Another ‘Republican Activist’ Caught Sending Racist Anti-Obama Crap

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Republican humor.Yep, the Earth is still here and the Internet still exists, so that means yet another Republican Activist has been caught sending terrible racist anti-Obama bullshit to his racist Internet pals. It’s funny, that’s why! Meet wingnut anti-health-care-reform Tea Party idiot Dr. David McKalip … or, better yet, don’t meet him! Just read about him, and shake your head, sadly. McKalip sent around a hee-larious image of Obama’s head and face — with a bone through the nose, of course — photoshopped atop the body of a dark-skinned tribesman of some kind. Underneath the picture is a very comical “Obama-Care” logo featuring, of course, a hammer and sickle. Click MORE if you need to see it. MORE »