Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!
Somebody needs to go to his safe space.
Pathetic gristle-headed crapweasel say what?
Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
Newt Gingrich says if Donald Trump breaks all the rules, we should just change the rules so he's not breaking them anymore.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
You don't have to go home, and you can stay here!
He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?
Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Obama's calling the cyber police, Trump's cabinet is full of cash, and Army brass is a little touchy-feely. Your morning news brief!
If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER.
Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief!
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