Tag: Obama

At long last we have an explanation for why Jeb! Bush fucks it up so bad every time he's asked to answer a question....

The South Carolina Senate voted Tuesday to remove the Confederate Flag from the state Capitol grounds, sending the bill to the state House, and...

Hey Jewish people, how was your weekend? Did you go to Jew Church and get very upset because you don't want President Obama to...

GAY MARRIAGE CREATES JOBS, thanks, Obama! Positions have recently opened up in the clerk's office in Decatur County, Tennessee. Three former employees, including County...

On Friday night, after the historic Supreme Court decision where Justice Anthony Kennedy destroyed all heterosexual marriages by letting gays in on the institution,...

Greeting, Wonketteers. Are you ready to take a well-deserved break from your buttsechs gay marriage orgies and sojourn with me down to Your Very...

What is WRONG with Sean Hannity? No, we mean besides the obvious things like his incompletely formed sense of his own masculinity. Hannity had a...

Thursday, the Supreme Court ruled, YET AGAIN, that Obamacare is just fine and dandy and great, even if Congress did a really bad job...

June 23, 2015, will go down as the day America's corporate overlords realized products bearing the symbol of the Confederate battle flag, which commemorates a...

Former Texas governor and current "presidential candidate" Rick Perry is talking out of both sides of his butthole (each side featuring perfectly coiffed hair) when...

President Obama did a big interview with the "Extra" teevee program, and told correspondent Jerry Penacoli that he responds to ALL the letters his people...

Donald Trump is a Very Serious Presidential Candidate, and he is pissed right off that nobody on planet Earth seems to understand this. Wednesday, he...

The Sarah Palin Channel continues to stick with its two-videos-per-week production schedule. Once again, both videos feature Palin in front of the same backdrop,...

This Operation Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theory just gets funnier and funnier MORE AND MORE REAL. If you'll remember, the U.S. military is set...

Former Arkansas governor and current traditional values hall monitor Mike Huckabee announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president today in Hope, Arkansas,...

Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to...

Wonkette Primary! Vote!


80,234FansLike
199FollowersFollow
43,018FollowersFollow