HOW IS IT NOT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!
Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!
We still liked that birdie though!
Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.
We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.
Did Obama Send Fake Nazis To Charlottesville Just To Make Conservatives Look Bad? It Does Sound Like Him
Bryan Zollinger is just asking questions!
You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.
THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.
To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.
CHRIST, what an asshole.