Tag: Obama

OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up

Can this story be over now please?

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook’s Crack

Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE!

Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!

Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely ‘Good’ About Comey Firing? A List!

HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?

Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We’re REAL Fucking Stupid

Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!

Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017

Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
The Yoogest Story Ever Told

Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court

The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along

Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????