Barack Obama Has Sissypants Secret Service Protection
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
Have you guys ever heard of a bigger loser than Barack Hussein Obama?? Here’s a clip of his inspiring Hopespeak from last night. Although it’s mostly Liz trying to freak out a Secret Service guy. He totally flinches first! Haha, good luck not getting assassinated, Barry, with this wuss defending you.
Have you guys ever heard of a bigger loser than Barack Hussein Obama?? Here’s a clip of his inspiring Hopespeak from last night. Although it’s mostly Liz trying to freak out a Secret Service guy. He totally flinches first! Haha, good luck not getting assassinated, Barry, with this wuss defending you.
Have you guys ever heard of a bigger loser than Barack Hussein Obama?? Here’s a clip of his inspiring Hopespeak from last night. Although it’s mostly Liz trying to freak out a Secret Service guy. He totally flinches first! Haha, good luck not getting assassinated, Barry, with this wuss defending you.
Hahaha holy crap, did you see that Kenyan guy lose tonight? What IS that? So much for Hope. Haha Hope is funny too! Here’s a picture and then some more pictures from Barry’s loser speech. Maaaaaajor fuck up for this stooge. Anyway, New Hampshirianites — Strange Brew in 30 minutes! Be there! 
Look at the kids in Nashua High School gymnasium and their sadness! Now that’s some Change we can believe in slash cry over. Still: Hahaha, idealism. At least he hasn’t been assassinated.
The big Obama party’s press room (imagine the orgy of a century, except you can only watch it on a big screen surrounded by 3,323,231 HuffPo reporters) has a SNIFFING DOG that has to search your bags for bombs, because Barack is more black than your average presidential candidate and will likely be assassinated by Ron Paul. Anyway, Liz stupidly threw away all her drugs and alcohol before I could say “no, THAT dog doesn’t care!” My, how a moment becomes a lifetime! So we’re here in this gym, and that’s Liz playing with Obama’s bomb-sniffing dog. Over.