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  barking mad

Obamas Acquire Adorable New Focus For Wingnut Outrage

Here is your new White House puppy, America. Her name is Sunny, and like Bo, she is a Portuguese water dog. The Daily Caller has pointed out that she was “born in 2012 in Michigan, where the unemployment rate was 8.8 percent last month.” In a very funny joke, the Daily Caller adds, “The Obamas do not have any white dogs.” Are there jokes in the comments about Obama eating the dog? Why, yes! Yes there are! And now we can look forward to twice as many bullshit stories about the costs of transporting the dogs in their “very own” airplane. Read more on Obamas Acquire Adorable New Focus For Wingnut Outrage…
  the sickness is in all of us

Michael Savage: Don’t Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You

Your Wonkette writer had the flu last week. Let us put it this way: if you’re in desperate need of using every blanket in your home, then sweating through your clothes for two straight days, then go lick doorknobs at your closest university. Everybody else, get a flu shot. Or wait, no, first listen to known radio personality Michael “Savage” Weiner discuss how the flu shot is a secret government conspiracy to give everyone MS and autism and then…um…well, we do not know what the second part of this scheme is, but we’ll all be too sick to care anyway. Asking listeners to put aside his political orientation for a moment, talk-radio host Michael Savage questioned the federal government’s recommendation that citizens get a flu shot. “Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did Joe Biden take a flu shot?” Savage asked. “Which of the mandarins took the flu shot?” Read more on Michael Savage: Don’t Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You…