• May 27, 2012

obama administration

Hmm, pretty simple question from CNN’s Candy Crowley, right?

Vice President Joe Biden’s communications director Jay Carney is expected to be named the new White House Press Secretary, likely on Friday when a series of other big staff moves will be announced by President Obama, according to a senior Democratic source familiar with the process. A carney? What a political CIRCUS. Har har har [...]

That tremendous waste of resources known as the “Homeland Security Advisory System,” a color-coded chart letting you know how many times you will be murdered by a terrorist today, is finally being phased out by the Obama administration. It’s a sad day for fear. That chart may look like the keys on a toddler’s xylophone, [...]

Though he is currently leading landslidingly in the polls, Rahm Emanuel is no longer eligible to run for mayor of Chicago, because an appellate court ruled 2-1 that he did not meet residency requirements because he did not, you know, reside there. This will be appealed to the Illinois Supreme Court, of course, which hopefully [...]

Oh for Christ’s sake: “Sen. John McCain, R-AZ, tells CNN he believes his good friend Joe Lieberman would make a good defense secretary for President Obama, calling him ‘one of the most informed members of the Senate on national security issues and homeland security issues.’” How helpful of him! You know, just the other day [...]

“Two administration officials tell The Associated Press that William Daley will be the next White House chief of staff.” Yes, Barack Obama has replaced Chicago politician Rahm Emanuel with Chicago politician Bill Daley, so America has a new chief of staff to help its president fight its Congress. Obama was really thinking creatively with this [...]

We did it, you guys! We defeated Robert Gibbs with our restless coverage of his LEGO-based terrorism when there was nothing else to write about last week! Yes, Mr. Robert Lane Gibbs, famed White House press secretary, is leaving the White House forever, to go work in an actual building like an actual professional member [...]

So, Afghanistan: That’s going really well, huh? “Yes,” according to the Obama administration’s Afghanistan report, which was released today. You can read it online, of course — but if you simply do that, it won’t make any sense, as this war is not going all that well. So you should read it out loud, at [...]

Your editor thinks it was adorable when young Riley Waggaman said this morning that “Democrats win” on this whole tax cut thing, because c’mon, Riley, even Democrats themselves don’t think that. You are Thinking Progress too much. According to Dick Durbin, Nancy Pelosi, and “many other House and Senate Democrats,” that strange, menacing smoke monster [...]

With the news out today that the nation’s unemployment rate has hit its highest point in months, it was obviously the perfect occasion for the Obama administration to get out in the media and brag about how well they’re doing. Thus, Austan Goolsbee, chair of the Council of Economic Advisers, sat down with John Harwood [...]

Democrats in Congress were too afraid even to try to pass an extension of the Bush tax cuts for the middle class before the election, because Republicans saying anything at all about Democrats and taxes is very scary! Of course, Republicans still used this anyway, because they have no problem turning anything and everything into [...]

Look, you guys, the Obama administration really wants to end Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell! They are totally with you on that! But because they are very fussy and have to have just the perfect little bow to tie on the end of this intolerance, you’re going to have to let them do it their way. [...]

Larry Summers, head of Obama’s National Economic Council and noted guy who said a thing feminists didn’t like one time at Harvard, is not going to have that first job anymore after the midterms. This is “according to three people,” so it’s definitely true. So, with an economy continuing to struggle and constant ire among [...]

The New York Times posted an article last night entitled “Obama Advisers Weigh Ad Assault Against the GOP,” which detailed the Democratic Party’s plan to propagate the notion that Teabagger ideas have taken over the Republican Party, based on unnamed sources. So, hey, welcome to the show! Your librul media has been sort of doing [...]

John Boehner almost said something that had meaning on Sunday, so now everyone has jumped all over it. John Boehner wants all of the Bush tax cuts to be extended forever, because why would the federal government need to fund itself? But he admitted that given a choice between extending the tax cuts just for [...]