Listen to this man right now.
The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.
STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.
These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.
If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.
HOW IS IT NOT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!
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