Tag: Obama

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

How Stupid Was Trump’s Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To ‘Donald Fucking Trump’?

AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice

Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.

Trump’s Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama’s Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.

BREAKING: Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Is Vile Piece Of Shit. Who Knew!

Everything you never wanted to know about Dinesh D'Souza!

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Nancy Pelosi Backwards And In Heels. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb 8, 2018

Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.