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This is why elections matter y'all. Even the boring, unsexy midterm ones.

TERRORISM! RADICAL MOOSLIMS! REPUBLICAN TERROR BONERS! DONALD TRUMP!

Hey, a person arrested for peeing while trans - and it wasn't the trans person!

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but...

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.

But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says!

Hey, Bernie Fans! Look at that meme up there! Isn't that a fun idea, if you are a Bernie fan under 25 who is...

Hey it's Wednesday, wanna fawn all over Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for no goddamn reason? Good, we do too. So, the Invictus Games...

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top...

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an...

Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and...

In case you were feeling down on America for flirting with one Mr. Donald J. Trump, fear not! There are other countries to feel...

Steph Curry, are you aware of him? He is basically the most incredible basketball player alive and if you are a fan of the...

While you were all eating cornflakes and thinking about hamster porn early this week, Vladimir Putin was being a dick. I know, right, what...

Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this...

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