Trump's America, y'all.
The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Weird how all these so-called judges disagree with the so-called 'president'!
He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!
Turns out Kellyanne Conway 'misspeaks' about the Bowling Green Massacre a whole lot!
If you don't believe her, then YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn’t)
If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that.
Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!
HI, BARACK OBAMA, HOW ARE YOU DOING, HAVE YOU COME BACK TO SAVE US?
Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?