Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!
Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!
The judge has issued a nationwide injunction against Obama's guidelines on How To Be Nice To Trans Kids.
Bet you didn't even know this was happening. Thanks, Rush Limbaugh!
A Justice Department memo states that private prisons are bad, and they should feel bad. Also, they should go away forever.
Where does Hillary get off running for president, and where the hell does Obama get off supporting her? UNFAIR!
Obama knew he was term-limited out of the presidency, but he probably thought he got to be the Antichrist forever, NO FAIR.
After two days of insisting Obama was not only the president of ISIS but also a client, he now says it was 'sarcasm.' WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY TAKE A HILARIOUS JOKE?
BONUS THURSDAY DANCE PARTY?
How many times will Obama talk about what a pompous dumb loser Trump is? AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS TO.