Tag: Obama

Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.

What is our president Barack O'Sexytime up to on this lovely Friday, as the world reels from the UK's vote to leave the European...

Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'

No problem, we are sure Obama can make Congress authorize funding for the National Park Service while it's not doing all its other jobs.

We sent Major Major Major Major to the Donald Trump Howler Monkey Circus stop in Atlanta! Word poop was flung!

Ooh, what if the Supreme Court takes this case???

Sources Familiar With Obama's Sexytime Schemes are saying the president will formally endorse Hillary Clinton this week.

Michael P. Tassone, owner of a diner with a 'Dictator Obama' special, exposed as total welfare queen. Whoops!

Will Obama stop at NOTHING to pry every gun out of every cold, clammy, dead head in America?

Kansas Supreme Court told Kansas it had to have equitable school funding, or else. Kansas chose 'else.'

Also, pound sand and eat an entire bag of dicks. We are paraphrasing the ruling, of course.

You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.

Apparently he does not realize that ladies' restrooms have stalls. And that they don't have urinals.

Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is...

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.

Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!

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