ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
FREE YOURSELF, MELANIA!
Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.
Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!
Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.
Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.
Everything you never wanted to know about Dinesh D'Souza!
This kid right here. DAMN.
Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.