Tag: Obama

Reince Priebus Just Can’t Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!

The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!

Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME!

Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!

So-Called Ninth Circuit Court Of Appeals Unanimously Invites Trump To Eat This Dick

Weird how all these so-called judges disagree with the so-called 'president'!

Screw It, Let’s Watch Barack Obama Kite-Surfing Wet And Half-Nekkid

He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!

Kellyanne Conway Will Never Stop #NeverForgetting The Bowling Green Massacre

Turns out Kellyanne Conway 'misspeaks' about the Bowling Green Massacre a whole lot!

Kellyanne Conway Remembers That Time She Died In The Bowling Green Massacre

If you don't believe her, then YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.

Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017

Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!

Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn’t)

If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that.

Obama Really IS Creating Army Of Beyoncés, Alex Jones WAS RIGHT!

Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay ‘Religious Liberty’!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!

Barack Obama Clears His Throat

HI, BARACK OBAMA, HOW ARE YOU DOING, HAVE YOU COME BACK TO SAVE US?

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?