Tag: Obama

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an...

Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and...

In case you were feeling down on America for flirting with one Mr. Donald J. Trump, fear not! There are other countries to feel...

Steph Curry, are you aware of him? He is basically the most incredible basketball player alive and if you are a fan of the...

While you were all eating cornflakes and thinking about hamster porn early this week, Vladimir Putin was being a dick. I know, right, what...

Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this...

Your president is out there making LOL sounds again. Just this week, he was saying OMG you guys have you even SEEN this fool...

Remember that thing about how one of the main reasons Donald Trump is running for president is because Seth Meyers and Barry Bamz "I'll...

Sen. Tom Cotton opened his Arkansan mouth anus again, and what came out was unsurprising. Yes, the babyfaced pig trough of a man...

What you upset about, "Fox & Friends" turd-sprinkler Brian Kilmeade? Did nobody LOL when you asked a black lady if she drinks Kool-Aid...

Hippity-hop-hooray, it is time for your midweek Wonkette Dance Party, where we shuffle our iTunes machine and post the first 10 songs that come up,...

How grateful are we that Michele Bachmann refuses to go gently into that good night? She rages, rages, at the dying of her political...

Ted Cruz's putrid mouth slit sure does talk a lot, especially for somebody who's never going to be president of any of his native...

Guess who won the contest for first Republican presidential candidate to say something real stupid and sadistic and racist in the aftermath of the terrorist...

Technically-still-President Barack Obama took his family on a vacay to Cuba, to see its famous cigars and smoke its famous sights and make Cuban-Canadian-Texan-Spunkface Ted...

Hey, did you hear that our president, the great Kenyo-nesian dictator Barack Of Obama, took his whole family to Cuba, thus destroying America and...

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