Tag: Obama

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?
This is actually an adult doggie now. Good dog, Champ!

Joe Biden Says He’s Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING!

It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.

CNN Lady Alisyn Camerota Cannot Even Handle How Dumb Trump Supporters Are

Welcome to the 'post-truth' society!
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Exactly How Many Jobs Can Sarah Palin Quit? Wonkagenda, Thursday, December 1, 2016

Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!

Donald Trump Will Totally Abandon His Business Empire, Ayup You Betcha, Sounds Legit To Us!

If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Obama and Merkel: Super Friends! Yr Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 17, 2016

Obama and Merkel are super best friends, foreign leaders can't call Trump, and Nikki Haley has a job interview! Your Morning News Brief!

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!

Trump’s Kids Want MORE. Yr Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Here Is Your ALL-DAY Wonk-tacular Election News Post, Which Will Be Updated ALL DAY!

All the presidential election news your little heart can handle! Keep refreshing this page every 30 seconds all day!

Donald Trump Grounded From Twitter, And President Obama Thinks That’s HILARIOUS

Kellyanne Conway did it! She stoled Trump's Twitter!

Guess Donald Trump Thinks Chicago Cubs Can Eff Right Off

To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.