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An ex-NYC counterterrorism cop who was suspended and ultimately fired for failing a drug test is claiming his wife laced a meatball recipe with pot because she thought his job would kill him or something. He’s using that excuse in a suit he’s just filed against the NYPD, which will either continue to not give a shit or start not giving a new shit in response. MORE »

This gem of a photo comes from the Bernard Kerik Legal Defense Trust’s “About Bernard B. Kerik” site. The former NYC police commissioner and current indicted Giuliani BFF makes it clear: Give money to my defense or 9/11 will kill you with slow, painful death-by-staring.

About Bernard B. Kerik [The Bernard Kerik Legal Defense Trust]

Remember that crazed dipshit of a New York City Councilman, James Oddo? You know, the one who kept telling a Norwegian comedian to get the fuck out of his office after she made a few jokes. Well Oddo never told us that he was quite the jokester himself! Try this kneeslapper: He wants to put pigeons on birth control! MORE »