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Tag: nutters

Michigan’s Beloved Janice Daniels, America’s Craziest Mayor, Perhaps Does Not Have A Fine Grasp On Detail

Troy, Michigan's, beloved treasure of a mayor, Janice Daniels, famous throughout Wonkette nation for dressing like an Iranian man, would very much like it if the Oakland County Clerk didn’t count recall signatures that the Clerk’s office says it...

Beloved Weiner-Twitterer Anthony Weiner Resigns From Congress

Anthony Weiner is crazy for girls and crazy for Twitter, two things that do not go well together, especially when you're a married congressman who can't stop taking pictures of your dick and sending them to the entire Internet....

Crazy Old Michele Bachmann Is Somehow Only 55 Years Old Today

Suburban Minnesota monster Michele Bachmann is celebrating her 55th birthday today, probably by playing "pin the gun on the Kenyan." When the certifiably insane foster-baby farmer won her congressional district seat back in 2006 (the "Year of the Democrats,"...

Who Is America’s Bright Young Rising Star of American Political Insanity?

Each election season brings a few new nuts to the great snack bowl of America, and we can all look back and laugh/cry over such political dingbats as Katherine Harris, Mitt Romney, Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula Gibbs, Sarah Palin...

Helen Thomas Retires At 89

You could see this one coming: "Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately. Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet." Your...

Here’s the Nut Who Threatened Eric Cantor, Threatening Barack Obama a Year Ago

Ha ha, why didn't Barack Obama have this webcam arrested LAST YEAR, before Norman Leboon "removed" Barack Obama from the White House after Norman Leboon removed all the satellites from orbit, and also the Secret Service? And why didn't...

Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People

Our girlfriend Peggy Noonan has been more enjoyable than usual this year, as a tragically drawn-out Democratic primary battle provided her with endless opportunities to touch herself while Barack Obama spoke pretty things, and to then guiltily wash her...