Did you see Sarah Palin’s goodbye speech? Neither did we! But we heard it was “special,” and that she even wrote it herself (which explains everything). Here’s Star Wars hero Dr. Spock reciting Palin’s mumbo-jumbo, with bongo accompaniment! [Conan O'Brien]

This isn’t technically an “email,” but a comment left on your editor’s new AOL column — we know, we know, fish in a barrel, etc. But it is just too good to sit unnoticed between another hundred dumb comments, so let’s enjoy the financial wisdom and cheery electoral predictions from “Simon.” MORE »

• Muzlums are taking over the Pentagon. [Hot Air]
• There is nothing more appropriate for a soldier’s death in combat than a track from the Team America soundtrack. [IMAO]
• Hey, turns out nobody’s dying in Iraq! [Redstate]
• Huckabee to Limbaugh: I’m as crazy as you are. [WorldNet Daily]
• An oatmeal salesman will now try to sell people something else they don’t want: John McCain. [Swamp Politics]
• Populism, another name for terrorism, Muslimism and Mexicanism, will destroy America. [Think Progress]
• Don’t vote for Obama until you know exactly what he’s going to do in his first 100 days ok??? [Reality-Based Community]

It’s time we introduced you to K.A. Paul, evangelist, minister, crazy person, and confidante to embattled House Speaker Dennis “Rockin’ in the Graveyard” Hastert. Here’s The New Republic: MORE »