Tag: nuns

Remember last week when we read the whole transcript of the "nuns don't want no slut pills" case, aka Zubik v. Burwell, aka Little Sisters...

You may have forgotten that the Supreme Court of These Here Yoonited States actually hears cases, since for the last several weeks, its main functions seem to...

Let's see what our favorite indicted, maybe criminal Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is up to today, is he being a total dick just...

There is this group of nuns in Colorado, and they are a bunch of dicks. No, seriously, They. Are. DICKS. The Little Sisters of...

Oh hey guys, some shocking and unfathomable breaking news: Bill O’Reilly repeatedly said he was somewhere and saw something when he was not in...

You better believe that the St. Louis Rams drafting Michael Sam, the first openly gay football-flavored sportsball player, in the seventh round of the...

A new week broke in New York, but for Peggy Noonan, the depression that had invaded her soul like a column of Norman knights...

Sonia Sotomayor singlehandedly stopped Obamacare in its tracks on New Year's Eve when she granted some nuns a temporary injunction from having to comply...

Oh, man, New Pope is doing that thing again, where he says stuff that makes us like him even if he is that head...

Happy Day-Before-Thanksgiving, Wonkette fans. Have you been making your list of what you are thankful for? We at Wonkette are deeply thankful that we...

Nuns are so sweet and all, trying to help others and whatnot, but they really should maybe think twice about all the barnstorming they...

So, you know this picture? Wonkette editor Kris E. Benson likes to run it a lot. You've seen it 50 times maybe. Or 500,...

What is the funniest joke you heard today? Did it have dicks in it? It probably had dicks in it. What is the best...

Nazi Pope Joseph Ratzinger is so proud of his image as the CEO of a lucrative club for child rapists who runs around modeling...

Now that all of the Catholic thingies, except the arch-pedophile Catholic Bishops, have endorsed passing the health care bill, mean old Bart Stupak is...

Don't know about you people, but we trust America's old virgin nuns much more than we do the Catholic Bishops, who just run an...

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