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annals of cartography

Hillary's Magical Maps!

Top Clinton advisor Harold Ickes arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday armed with magical maps showing how his candidate would win the nomination if Democrats were Republicans, Florida and Michigan's excluded votes were included, and black caucus-goers were cast into the sea. These maps created a spacious gulag in the Middle West for educated voters under 40, and demonstrated how Barack Obama could never win tough Republican strongholds like California and New York. More »

11:12 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By saraksmith
3,995 views, 65 comments

Latest by Zirconia: It is with hesitation I share this vision. It has great power; once seen, one cannot unsee. Stranger, you have been warned: Hillary looses the election, but refuses to acknowledge it. She turns up for the inauguration, stands more »

turning japanese

Clinton Fears U.S. Becoming Island Nation Of Samurai

Hillary Clinton is afraid that Americans are going to start prancing around in knee socks and filming radioactive giant lizard-based horror films, now that we are sinking into a "Japanese-style malaise." But these terrible tragedies can be avoided if we resort to crazy nanny state policies like having the Federal Housing Administration purchase underwater mortgages. More »

1:33 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By saraksmith
1,594 views, 25 comments

statistical truths

As Goes Rhode Island, So Goes The Nation


Silly voters! You might think politics is "a game" about "who's up and who's down," but really it's all about who's up in Rhode Island. Because even though Barack Obama has pulled ahead in Texas polls and Hillary Clinton still leads in Ohio, the real victor in the March 4 multi-state Democratic primaries will be the contender who wins the biggest little state in the union. And right now it's looking like Clinton by a landslide. [Real Clear Politics]

9:48 AM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By saraksmith
902 views, 34 comments

Latest by J05H: OMG. Rhode Island is in play. the Obamaniacs have this cute little "hope " office downtown with bright-eyed kids typing on their laptops and painted pictures on the windoze. The Hillarites rented the abandoned building next to the new homeless more »

spurious predictions

Al Gore Will Be Our Next Vice President, Again

There is no better way to divine the future than to see what people are betting on. This is why everybody knew well in advance that the Patriots were going to win the Super Bowl in a walk! Now the mathematics of chance turns its eagle eye to the Democratic vice presidential contest and discovers that the likeliest pick is Nobel Prize winner, 8-year Veep, and secret president Al Gore. More »

10:05 AM on Tue Feb 12 2008
By saraksmith
4,268 views, 48 comments

Hillary Clinton is not only kicking Barack Obama’s ass in the polls, she’s giving him a sound trouncing when it comes to staff numbers. AND she’s doing it with less money. According to reports, Clinton has around 700 on the payroll, while Obama has 631. In the last quarter, Clinton coughed up a mere $3.8 million to Obama’s $12.6 million. Meanwhile, Republican frontrunner Rudy Giuliani is far behind in staff numbers, weighing in at 189. [New York Post]

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