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Posts Tagged ‘numbers don’t lie’

Polls Predict Hillary Clinton Will Kick Your Ass In Ohio

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Hey lady, you got something on your faceTriumphalist Obamatards, cover your ears: Hillary Clinton is still running for President, and it looks like she’ll win the Ohio primary. A Survey USA poll released today shows Clinton ahead of her opponent Barack Obama by 10 points. And a Rasmussen poll taken over the weekend has Clinton ahead by six. This means her campaign can continue on to Pennsylvania and maybe lose there instead. [WCPO, Rasmussen Reports, Real Clear Politics] MORE »


Study Shows Texans In League With Satan

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

And thus begat LubbockIt comes as no surprise to the other 49 states in America that Texas is secretly run by the devil–but now there’s definitive proof. A disturbing report from Experian shows that Texans’ average credit score is a frightening 666. MORE »


Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama’s Hope

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Never underestimate a ClintonSmug Obamatards might think their guy is the president already, but a little somebody called “the state of Ohio” apparently has a different opinion. Hillary Clinton is ahead in three major polls. [Real Clear Politics]