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Everyone agrees that Barack Obama is not personally doing enough to fix the American economy. It’s well known that he could sort this whole mess out if he really wanted to, but instead he’s too busy trying to figure how to get health care to illegal immigrants and worshipping Islam. But now there’s something he [...]
Michelle “Marie” Obama-Antoinette is back in the United States after an unpatriotic vacation in Spain, where she relaxed by dancing in the streets on burning piles of money, watching Sasha make sand castles out of pure gold, and swimming in the Mediterranean while laughing about how oil-free the water is there. And since FLOTUS did [...]
General Petraeus is on the scene in Afghanistan — and by “Afghanistan” we mean “the Sunday morning political talk shows, in America” — to announce his intention to just stone cold win this war for you, whether you like it or not. “The president didn’t send me over here to seek a graceful exit,” Petraeus [...]
You know the story: Jean Valjean steals the candlesticks, adopts the street rat, is harassed by Inspector Javert forever and dies. The end. Catch the Signature Theater’s production of Les Miserables before it ends on Feb. 22. [Signature Theatre]
By the Comics CurmudgeonHello, everyone! Did you miss Cartoon Violence, last Friday, when you were reading the Internets when you should have been celebrating the day after Thanksgiving by crushing innocent Wal-Mart temp workers to death? You were no doubt alone in the house as you sat in front of your computer screen, your Cheeto-stained [...]
State of the Union, Nekkid Girl, Tortured Puppies
by Ken Layne
Metro Section: Looking Good Never Looked So Bad
by Alex Pareene
