In A Few Years We Won’t Even Be Able To Remember *Not* Bringing Guns On Amtrak
Monday, October 26th, 2009
Anyone who has ever been on an Amtrak train—especially during rush hour or the onset of holiday weekends—knows how much better things would be aboard that train if passengers were allowed to bring guns on it. Any and all conflicts would be basically pre-solved, because whoever wins is just whoever has a gun, see? Anyway, Congress is all for it, and they are willing to withhold $1.5 billion in funding from Amtrak—or shoot Amtrak with a gun concealed in its messenger bag—unless this is allowed by April. MORE »











A group of important politicians, including Senators Harry Reid and John Ensign and also the beloved
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John McCain spoke to his Confederate friends at the N.R.A. convention last week, shortly after Mike Huckabee
Here he is, your favorite evangelical former Arkansas governor and failed GOP candidate Mike Huckabee, cracking up the NRA folks with the old “Hey the colored boy is a-scared of your rifles” line. Ha ha ha! [