Tag: NRA

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Snitches Get Stitches. Wonkagenda For March 8, 2018

Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.

YAY, Donald Trump’s Evil Idiot Sons Will Get To Bring Home Their Bloody Elephant Tails!

Instead of shooting an elephant, just go read George Orwell'e essay on that very thing. Christ, you people.

Dana Loesch Real Tough When There’s No Florida Kid Calling Her A Vampire To Her Face

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How To Reduce Gun Injuries: Just Send All Gun-Humpers Off To An NRA Convention, Forever.

A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.

Donald Trump Coming For Your Guns Like A Common Barack Obama

Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

Trump Wants To Run FAA Like Trump Shuttle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 26, 2018

Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!

A Wonkette Pat On The Head For … Rick Scott’s Proposed Gun Reforms? Huh!

Rick Scott's plans start out fucking stupid, but then get pretty okay!

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Being A Vampire, Again

The problem, she says, is crazy people. Hmmm.