John Weaver is the whiny idiot you have to thank for John McCain not being our next president. “I went through a divorce and almost died twice with leukemia.” And to top it off, he just gave up his rent-controlled apartment in the West Village to move closer to McCain’s headquarters in D.C. “It’s gone.” He still can’t believe this is happening. “The thing that’s so unimaginable is me not on the bus with John.” [NYM]