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The latest John McCain ad looks like a crap telecom commercial from 2001, as rendered by a designer who wanted to work for Apple but ended up toiling in direct mail, as delivered by a robot who speaks only in the passive voice. This description actually makes more sense than the ad, which should frighten America. [YouTube]

Is this Democratic primary season about math, or hope? Is it about victims, victimizers, or zombies? Never before have the electoral waters been so muddied, but one thing is clear: Hillary Clinton’s campaign would be a lot better off if a selection of freak events were to occur in the very near future. Her options, after the jump. MORE »

Here is some awesome footage of Suzanne Malveaux telling viewers that the Clinton campaign was already congratulating Obama on his big win in the Potomac Primaries … two minutes before the first polls closed in Virginia and two and half hours before polls closed in Maryland. Hillary probably could’ve won the whole thing if Malveaux had just KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT.

On the eve of this great New Hampshire primary, a tipster wanted us all to be aware of the type of destruction an Obama presidency is set to wreak upon us all. MORE »