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Posts Tagged ‘nostradamus’

John McCain Commercial ‘2013′ Will Save The World By End Of First Term

Thursday, May 15th, 2008


The latest John McCain ad looks like a crap telecom commercial from 2001, as rendered by a designer who wanted to work for Apple but ended up toiling in direct mail, as delivered by a robot who speaks only in the passive voice. This description actually makes more sense than the ad, which should frighten America. [YouTube]


Clinton Campaign Prays For 4 Weird Events

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

See here she is, praying to her GodIs this Democratic primary season about math, or hope? Is it about victims, victimizers, or zombies? Never before have the electoral waters been so muddied, but one thing is clear: Hillary Clinton’s campaign would be a lot better off if a selection of freak events were to occur in the very near future. Her options, after the jump. MORE »


CNN Reporter Singlehandedly Ruins Election For Hillary

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Here is some awesome footage of Suzanne Malveaux telling viewers that the Clinton campaign was already congratulating Obama on his big win in the Potomac Primaries … two minutes before the first polls closed in Virginia and two and half hours before polls closed in Maryland. Hillary probably could’ve won the whole thing if Malveaux had just KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT.


The More You Know

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

obama%20apocalypse.jpgOn the eve of this great New Hampshire primary, a tipster wanted us all to be aware of the type of destruction an Obama presidency is set to wreak upon us all. MORE »