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Posts Tagged ‘nostalgia’

NOSTALGIA

Why Can’t GI Joe Kill Slants & Gooks Like He Used To, When He Was American?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009


You know who used to be American, when he killed fucking foreigners in “World War II or Korea or one of these places,” while wearing the proper green “Army duds,” before liberal Hollywood turned him into a cocksucking cross-dresser? GI JOE THAT IS WHO, come on. MORE »


2008

Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

I hate Illinois Nazis ... - WonketteHey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »


MARK FOLEY

Vanity Fair Reports Rumor We Already Knew

Monday, December 4th, 2006


They have a big-ol Mark Foley story in the issue that drops this week — big revelation is that the White House knew about the Page-fucking, and convinced Foley to drop out of the Senate race before the rest of the world figured it out. Which we heard (and wrote something or other about) back in Cocktober. MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

This Also Explains the Resurgence of Post-Punk and Cocaine

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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This CNN graph of gas prices over the last couple decades, adjusted for inflation, proves it conclusively: George W. Bush is four cents away from being as bad a President as Jimmy Carter. By the only standard the electorate applies consistently, anyway. MORE »


BILL CLINTON

*BREAKING* WHITEWATER FINALLY OVER, CLINTONS THROWN IN JAIL FOREVER AND EVER, NEW WALLFLOWERS ALBUM SHOOTS TO TOP OF CHARTS

Monday, March 20th, 2006