Tag: nostalgia

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day And The Death Of America. So It Goes.

What would Kurt Vonnegut say about Donald Trump? He already said it.

Trump Supporters Stomping Crap Out Of Protester (Again) Really Love USA, Senseless Violence

A crowd of Trump supporters tried to beat the living crap out of a protester at a Pennsylvania rally Monday, in a pivot toward more presidential beatdowns.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day 2015. Hi-Ho.

When Nov. 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans Day. But that's what remembrance and ceremony are for,...
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Wingnuts Fondly Remember Simpler Time, When Americans Were Too Poor For Buttsex

Back in my day, you didn't just HAVE buttsex. You had to work for it, and each time you got it was a special treat. You had to walk uphill to get it, both ways, in the snow, and...
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Arizona Wingnut Senator: We Can’t Make You People Go To Church, So Have Some Guns Instead

Look, all you screamy liberals, Arizona state Sen. Sylvia Allen is NOT introducing legislation to make going to church on Sunday mandatory, so stop your exaggerating and whining. She just thinks that such a mandate would be an excellent idea,...

WND Smart Man Erik Rush Wishes People Would Remember Good Sides Of Apartheid Too

It's maybe too late to stop people from getting all carried away, but wackaloon WND writer and frequent Fox News guest Erik Rush just wants to inject a note of caution into all this hoopla over the passing of...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

It’s Not A Rerun, It’s A Tradition: Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans' Day. God knows we've done it ourselves, too. But that's...

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, it's pretty common to see this Kurt Vonnegut quote about the date trotted out, and god knows we've done it ourselves a few times in the past ourselves. But it's an awesome quote anyway,...

‘Macaca’ Legend George Allen Determined To Destroy Wonkette By Being Boring

"George Allen" is one of the names inscribed in gilded letters in Wonkette's Book of Legends. For those of you too young to remember, he was a senator from Virginia and considered a viable candidate for the Republican nomination...

Sources: America’s Sweetheart Monica Lewinsky To Open Wide, Tell All

Since it's obvious that all honorable and well-compensated jobs have disappeared into a puff of Internet ether, never to return, it's important that every American turn any brush with fame, no matter now ridiculous or humiliating, into a round...

Obama Just Wants to Remind You That He Won Iowa In 2008

The Obama campaign released a web video Tuesday morning as a friendly reminder to America that the President already knows who won the Iowa caucuses -- in 2008, when he was Man of That Distant Year. Looking at pieces...