nostalgia
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut
When November 11 rolls around, it’s pretty common to see this Kurt Vonnegut quote about the date trotted out, and god knows we’ve done it ourselves a few times in the past ourselves. But it’s an awesome quote anyway, and since Vonnegut was never afraid of flirting with cliché, neither will we. Let’s have a [...]
‘Macaca’ Legend George Allen Determined To Destroy Wonkette By Being Boring
“George Allen” is one of the names inscribed in gilded letters in Wonkette’s Book of Legends. For those of you too young to remember, he was a senator from Virginia and considered a viable candidate for the Republican nomination in 2008, but before he could become George W. Bush II: The Bushening, he had to [...]
Sources: America’s Sweetheart Monica Lewinsky To Open Wide, Tell All
Obama Just Wants to Remind You That He Won Iowa In 2008
The Obama campaign released a web video Tuesday morning as a friendly reminder to America that the President already knows who won the Iowa caucuses — in 2008, when he was Man of That Distant Year. Looking at pieces of media like this, it’s remarkable to think that Obama has the so-huge-it-sounds-fake sum of $99 [...]
Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!
Vanity Fair Reports Rumor We Already Knew
This Also Explains the Resurgence of Post-Punk and Cocaine
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