Wonkette

America’s Princess Diplobot had a busy end of March: She celebrated 4,000 troop deaths in Iraq, reminisced about slavery, and reignited vice presidential rumors all by herself, by doing nothing more than talking to a friendly bear. Way to go, girl! Catch up with Condi after the jump!

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Everybody knows when you really want to get a point across or blow up big, you do it on Norwegian television. MORE »

* Reliable Source: Grandpa Huxtable turned on the Norwegian Embassy’s Xmas Tree, ’cause dude loves Norway… Joan Collins goes to the Press Club, forgets name of own book. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Columbia College Republicans have new shirt that is kinda funny, kinda sad in light of midterm election results… Midterm losers have until Friday at noon to vacate their offices. After that, they get a cubicle with room for one member at a time… Smith Point owner to start new bar described as Smith Point for middle-aged people. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Did you hear? Jim Webb had some sort of altercation with George W. Bush… Pretend Rep. “Sherri Davis almost as amusing as real fake Rep. Shelley Sekula-Gibbs. [The Hill]