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Posts Tagged ‘northeastern university’

Al Gore Will Not Be President

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Of Northeastern University, that is. Yesterday we passed along the rumor that Gore was on the shortlist for the presidency of Northeastern. But it now seems that they’ve given the job to a linguist with more vowels in his last name. MORE »


Al Gore: If He’s Not Running, Why Did He Shave the Beard?

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

gorecover.jpgAl Gore — “not running” for president, encouraging talk that he is to get people to go see a documentary about global warming. Good work, you almost got us. Seriously, we were going to jet up to NYC for the premiere, but we thought we’d save a small patch of the ozone layer by staying home. Blasting the AC all weekend, but still. Thought that counts. MORE »