Al Gore Will Not Be President
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
Of Northeastern University, that is. Yesterday we passed along the rumor that Gore was on the shortlist for the presidency of Northeastern. But it now seems that they’ve given the job to a linguist with more vowels in his last name. MORE »
Of Northeastern University, that is. Yesterday we passed along the rumor that Gore was on the shortlist for the presidency of Northeastern. But it now seems that they’ve given the job to a linguist with more vowels in his last name. MORE »









Al Gore — “not running” for president, encouraging talk that he is to get people to go see a documentary about global warming. Good work, you almost got us. Seriously, we were going to jet up to NYC for the premiere, but we thought we’d save a small patch of the ozone layer by staying home. Blasting the AC all weekend, but still. Thought that counts.