North Dakota College Kids Honor Obama With Blackface Anal Sex Skit
Monday, March 31st, 2008
There’s some big news coming out of North Dakota State University, America’s college. The school’s “Saddle and Sirloin Club” held a Mr. NDSU contest recently, and some strange things happened: “People who attended said a pageant contestant from Saddle and Sirloin dressed as a woman from the Internet video ‘I Got a Crush on Obama’ and performed [a lap dance] for another student who was wearing dark makeup and an afro wig. In the background, two male students dressed as cowboys simulated anal sex while holding an Obama sign that one student ripped at the conclusion of the 30-second performance.” Too much Sirloin for the Saddle, as Hillary Clinton likes to say about penises. [Bismarck Tribune]
There’s some big news coming out of North Dakota State University, America’s college. The school’s “Saddle and Sirloin Club” held a Mr. NDSU contest recently, and some strange things happened: “People who attended said a pageant contestant from Saddle and Sirloin dressed as a woman from the Internet video ‘I Got a Crush on Obama’ and performed [a lap dance] for another student who was wearing dark makeup and an afro wig. In the background, two male students dressed as cowboys simulated anal sex while holding an Obama sign that one student ripped at the conclusion of the 30-second performance.” Too much Sirloin for the Saddle, as Hillary Clinton likes to say about penises. [Bismarck Tribune]
A reader sends us this creepy photo of a tottering shack perched on the edge of a snow mound in a remote corner of the planet Hoth. Or is it maybe North Dakota? Wherever this tragic construction lies, one Wonkette insider assures us it is “Ron Paul’s House.” Has our favorite Texas congressman actually retired to some hermit’s lair in the frigid north? 
Senator Byron Dorgan (D-Caddyshack) wants you to know that he hates prairie dogs. Hates, hates, hates ‘em. Did you know there are more prairie dogs than people in his county?
North Dakota’s legislature proved that it was totally in favor of everyone in Africa dying of AIDS while owing rich people money by defeating a vote to honor Bono for his humanitarian work. The measure was sponsored by Rep. Scot Kelsh, who will always associate the The Unforgettable Fire with those days in college when he stayed up late talking with his friends about things that really mattered, man. 
Hoeven’s lovely young daughter went on to star in “One Day at a Time” and marry rocker Eddie Van Halen.
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