Chuck Grassley Jokes About Having Sex With Kent Conrad’s Wife, Who Enjoyed It
Friday, March 27th, 2009
The Senate, for those unfamiliar with the august body, is sort of like the US version of the House of Lords; and like the House of Lords it is populated with harelipped dauphins who make ribald jokes with each other between bouts of pleurisy, gout, and cavorting with fast women, such as each other’s spouses. After the jump: the Iowa Republican totally pwns the North Dakota Democrat, who is unable to pleasure his wife. MORE »











Well FINALLY we have a state we can make fun of here on the Wonkette because none of its fourteen (14) residents have time to read this dumb Web site — they’re all still busy staying employed, at actual jobs! (The recession, which loses velocity as it cools, has
There’s some big news coming out of North Dakota State University, America’s college. The school’s “Saddle and Sirloin Club” held a Mr. NDSU contest recently, and some strange things happened: “People who attended said a pageant contestant from Saddle and Sirloin dressed as a woman from the Internet video ‘I Got a Crush on Obama’ and performed [a lap dance] for another student who was wearing dark makeup and an afro wig. In the background, two male students dressed as cowboys simulated anal sex while holding an Obama sign that one student ripped at the conclusion of the 30-second performance.” Too much Sirloin for the Saddle, as Hillary Clinton likes to say about penises. [
A reader sends us this creepy photo of a tottering shack perched on the edge of a snow mound in a remote corner of the planet Hoth. Or is it maybe North Dakota? Wherever this tragic construction lies, one Wonkette insider assures us it is “Ron Paul’s House.” Has our favorite Texas congressman actually retired to some hermit’s lair in the frigid north?
Hoeven’s lovely young daughter went on to star in “One Day at a Time” and marry rocker Eddie Van Halen.
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