Tag: north carolina

Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin’ New Friends!

He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

North Carolina’s New Dem Governor Not Taking Republicans’ Power Grab Crap

North Carolina's new governor seems to think he deserves the same power his Republican predecessor had. Isn't that cute?

Democracy Experts: Sorry, North Carolina, You’re Now A Third-World Failed State

If North Carolina were a nation, we'd be sending in UN observers for its elections.

Bryan Fischer Wants To Watch You Pee

Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess.

North Carolina Says, ‘No Butt Stuff!’ Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!

North Carolina Republicans Will Stop Sniffing Around Your Junk Starting Tuesday

North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet.

North Carolina GOP Likes To Have Some Privacy When It’s Taking A Sh*t (On Democracy)

Yay! The coup continues! Freedom! Democracy!