Analyzing The Larry Craig ‘Law & Order’ Episode
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Last night there was some episode of the popular teevee show Law & Order that may or may not have been about Larry Craig. It also may or may not have been about Barack Obama, Norman Hsu, and the murder of Vince Foster by Hillary Clinton! DID YOU SEE IT? I sure didn’t, but Intern Elise “Gossip Roundup” Rosen — who’s from L.A., just like the movie stars — for some reason did. She summarized the plot and “allegories” of the episode in a very formal G-chat conversation last night, despite my best attempts to make things incoherent. Read at your own risk, after the jump. MORE »
Last night there was some episode of the popular teevee show Law & Order that may or may not have been about Larry Craig. It also may or may not have been about Barack Obama, Norman Hsu, and the murder of Vince Foster by Hillary Clinton! DID YOU SEE IT? I sure didn’t, but Intern Elise “Gossip Roundup” Rosen — who’s from L.A., just like the movie stars — for some reason did. She summarized the plot and “allegories” of the episode in a very formal G-chat conversation last night, despite my best attempts to make things incoherent. Read at your own risk, after the jump. MORE »
Disgraced, alien-looking Democratic donor Norman Hsu will be bundling his funds from the joint now, as he’ll be in prison ’til just about the time President Rev. Huckabee starts running for re-election. His lawyers tried to argue that his right to a speedy trial was violated because he wasn’t arrested for 15 years, despite the fact that he ran away and was a fugitive. The failure of this a stunning argument will surely perplex legal scholars for decades to come. Normy’s 3 years seem like not that big a deal considering he twice fled and also tried to kill himself. We imagine prison sucks and aspire to spend zero time there, but still, this guy seems like a real pussy. [
So is anyone gonna delete Norman Hsu’s name from this list of “Hillraisers”? [