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‘Common Sense Conservative’ Plotting Run Against Michele Bachmann

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

She opens her mouth to speak and, What comes out's a mystery. Thought about, not understood, She's achin' to be ....Can you imagine America without its favorite dingbat congresslady, baby-farming conservative icon Michele Bachmann? Would we be able to laugh, ever again? Well get ready for eternal sorrow, because some attorney in her district is maybe planning to challenge Bachmann in the GOP primary next year! His name is Chris Johnston, and he is the kind of Islamic Terrorist who would dare to question the intellectual integrity and public record of the only Real American congresslady in all of Washington and/or Minnesota! MORE »