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Posts Tagged ‘nobel prize’

Barack Obama Will Make Al Gore President Of Global Climate Change

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

[Sighing loudly]After Al Gore lost the 2000 election because he was boring, he gained 400 pounds and grew a beard. Then America and all the world loved him! He made a movie about how the Earth is melting, and then he won a Swedish Prize, and soon a back-room deal at the Democratic National Convention will make him our president again. That is, unless President Barack Obama decides to give him some sort of shadow government post as the Climate Change Czar. Rumors are already afoot! MORE »


Faking Pleasantries

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Al Gore wonders if he can get equal attention for the horrors of ManbearpigEach year, the President of the United States hosts Nobel prize winners in the Oval Office, a tradition that made for a slightly uncomfortable meeting today between Bush and Al Gore. Is it just us, or do you think Gore just smelt what the President is grinning about having dealt? [Washington Post]


But Is There A Douchebag Award?

Monday, October 15th, 2007

* By announcing his desire to be president, Fred Thompson expects it to just happen to him. Thus, he redefines the American Dream. [Wizbang Politics]
* One day, we will not ignore Joe Biden as we do today. [The Plank]
* When it comes to raising money, Mark Warner is no Ron Paul. [Election Central]
* Can killing yourself be considered an admission of guilt? [TPMmuckraker]
* Who would have guessed that Michelle Malkin is actually better looking in caricature? [Michelle Malkin]
* A Nobel Prize that will noticeably not be shit upon. [Redstate]