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TOTAL RECALL  11:02 am June 13, 2012

Good Luck On Recall Of Lady Mayor Calling Your Kids ‘Queer,’ Troy, Michigan!

by Jeff Wattrick

Michigan’s most unintentionally comedic mayor since Kwame Kilpatrick was fellated while he was simultaneously texting and eating pork lips/entrails at “Benz Chili Bowl” is cold getting recalled. We speak of Janice Daniels, the most holy and exalted mayor of Troy, MI, one of those blandly pleasant/affluent suburbs that’s pretty much indistinguishable from every other blandly [...]

FOLK ART  1:28 pm December 12, 2011

Roadside Redneck Scrabble Mostly Limited To Letters O, B, A, M, A

by Wonkette Jr.

It’s time to play Heartland Americuh’s greatest new game, and you sure don’t need some faggoty-ass iPad or ‘puter or ‘lectricity or no such thing. To play Roadside Wingnut Scrabble, you just need that U-Haul truck your common-law brother-in-law forgot to return. It’s still sitting on the property somewhere, probably by the road? You’re on [...]

FOUR MORE YEARS  12:37 am October 26, 2011

Obama Raises Money In San Francisco As Cops Gas Oakland Protesters

by Ken Layne

Here’s what Barack Obama did Tuesday: An interview with teevee clown Jay Leno, followed by a flight to San Francisco to raise money from gazillionaire venture capitalists. Here’s what the riot cops from 10 Bay Area police departments did on Tuesday night, just across the bay in Oakland: Fire “rubber bullets” on protesters demanding economic [...]

A MODEST PROPOSAL  2:34 pm August 10, 2011

Wise CEO Suggests Heavier Taxes On Poor People To Help Weary Rich People

by Wonkette Jr.

Taxes on the rich would be very, very bad. All Americans learned this from our first constitutional president, Ronald Reagan, which is why his illegitimate son — the Keynesian Kenyan economist Barack Obama — keeps prattling on about the need for the top 1% to pay their “fair share.”  But as common-folk hero Eric Cantor [...]

THE OCEAN FLOOR IS SOCIALIST  9:16 am June 13, 2011

Deathers Will Search Arabian Sea For Osama Body, To Prove It Is Not There

by Wonkette Jr.

Ocean treasure hunter Bill Warren does not trust sketchy terrorist lover Nobama to admit on his own that Osama bin Laden is not dead, so Warren will go visit the North Arabian Sea to search for Osama’s body, to prove once and for all it does not exist. Warren will even take a documentary crew [...]

AND LADIES WE BET HE'S SINGLE!  10:45 am October 7, 2010

Arizona Guy Finally Has Enough Bumper Stickers For Freedom

by Ken Layne

This proud American is going to play “Cowboys & Muslims” by … let’s see, what did Cowboys do to their enemies, in the movies? (Because in real life, as we all know, cowboys just fuck cows and cry for mama.) We are pretty sure pretend cowboys lynched their enemies, the Native Americans or Mexicans or [...]

SO YOU PEOPLE JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH!  12:13 pm April 13, 2010

OBAMAR WILL TAX WHITE PEOPLE SNEEZING

by Ken Layne

Production values far exceed the Demon Sheep Level of recent Republican efforts, so we will give this commercial an “A” for effort. Nobama will tax the oxygen you breathe, and the wheelchairs you use to get around the Hometown Buffet. To make President Obama listen to your concerns, just go to … GOP.com? [Rumproast]

IS THIS TOMORROW  10:56 am March 26, 2010

Liveblogging Obama’s Secret Sleazy Deal With Communist Russia

by Ken Layne

Barack Obama and the Russian Bear have cut a secret deal to “reduce nuclear weapons,” which means you better get used to your kids bringing home the “Little Red Book” and worshiping the atheist Satan. Let’s liveblog Nobama’s suspicious plan to take our freedoms and send America down the road to Tyranny by “significantly reducing [...]

GAY THREESOMES  7:06 pm July 15, 2009

What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One?

by Ken Layne

Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?

AMERICA'S SECOND LADY  7:46 pm July 13, 2009

Jill Biden Escapes Hospital Imprisonment!

by Ken Layne

Man, we just aren’t being very good Political Gossips today, because our reaction to the email subject line “Breaking News! Jill Biden Out of Hospital” was pretty much, Jill Biden was in the hospital? But sure enough, earlier today we had a post about Jill Biden getting her shoulder replaced after Nobama shot her in [...]

THIS IS HOW REVOLUTIONS START  10:36 am June 24, 2009

Texas Town Turns Down Socialist Blood Money But Then Takes It A Day Later

by Sara K. Smith

The city of Mansfield, Texas took a bold stand against the socialist Kenyan martyr Barack Obama and his free-spending ways on Monday, opting not to take $38,000 in FREE FEDERAL GRANT MONEY that they had applied for. They were going to send Washington a message: a message that said, “Yes, we requested federal assistance to [...]

THE FUTURE  11:50 pm December 16, 2008

by Ken Layne

NOBAMA, EVER: Did you know the (fake) Mumbai terror attacks will soon lead to a nuclear war and then Bush declares Martial Law and Obama can’t become president and then a rogue planet will come to kill us all? So sayeth the Internets. [Boing Boing]

WHY THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION WILL BE AWESOME  10:00 am August 13, 2008

by Sara K. Smith

PUMAPac FOUNDER HARRASSED BY DEAD BUNNIES: Darragh Murphy, one of Hillary Clinton’s most passionate advocates and the founder of a political action committee devoted to getting her elected or something, “said Obama supporters have harassed her and her followers by banging on their windows with pots and pans in the middle of the night, making [...]

VENT YOUR ANGRY  5:37 pm July 1, 2008

Help Hillary Dude Make Nobama Radio Commercials!

by Ken Layne

Ed Hale, creator of the World’s Greatest Website for pretend Hillary Clinton fanatics who WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE COLORED, has a favor to ask. Would you mind making Internet-radio commercials for his make-believe Internet Radio show against the Nobamas? You know, if you “think you have what it takes to be a radio star”? [...]

HILLTARDS  1:46 pm June 25, 2008

Wonkette A Part Of ‘Nobama Network,’ Hooray!

by Jim Newell

While the hub for Internet-Americans that hate Barack Obama is clearly Ed Hale’s hcsfjm.com, its closest rival appears to be the “Nobama Network,” which describes itself as “a portal site designed to bring together the Grass Roots Movements in America spawned by outrage over the actions of the DNC disenfranchising voters, reassigning delegates, selecting their [...]


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