Tag: nobama

Good Luck On Recall Of Lady Mayor Calling Your Kids ‘Queer,’ Troy, Michigan!

Michigan’s most unintentionally comedic mayor since Kwame Kilpatrick was fellated while he was simultaneously texting and eating pork lips/entrails at “Benz Chili Bowl” is cold getting recalled. We speak of Janice Daniels, the most holy and exalted mayor of Troy,...

Roadside Redneck Scrabble Mostly Limited To Letters O, B, A, M, A

It's time to play Heartland Americuh's greatest new game, and you sure don't need some faggoty-ass iPad or 'puter or 'lectricity or no such thing. To play Roadside Wingnut Scrabble, you just need that U-Haul truck your common-law brother-in-law...

Obama Raises Money In San Francisco As Cops Gas Oakland Protesters

Here's what Barack Obama did Tuesday: An interview with teevee clown Jay Leno, followed by a flight to San Francisco to raise money from gazillionaire venture capitalists. Here's what the riot cops from 10 Bay Area police departments did...

Wise CEO Suggests Heavier Taxes On Poor People To Help Weary Rich People

Taxes on the rich would be very, very bad. All Americans learned this from our first constitutional president, Ronald Reagan, which is why his illegitimate son -- the Keynesian Kenyan economist Barack Obama -- keeps prattling on about the...

Deathers Will Search Arabian Sea For Osama Body, To Prove It Is Not There

Ocean treasure hunter Bill Warren does not trust sketchy terrorist lover Nobama to admit on his own that Osama bin Laden is not dead, so Warren will go visit the North Arabian Sea to search for Osama's body, to...

Arizona Guy Finally Has Enough Bumper Stickers For Freedom

This proud American is going to play "Cowboys & Muslims" by ... let's see, what did Cowboys do to their enemies, in the movies? (Because in real life, as we all know, cowboys just fuck cows and cry for...

OBAMAR WILL TAX WHITE PEOPLE SNEEZING

Production values far exceed the Demon Sheep Level of recent Republican efforts, so we will give this commercial an "A" for effort. Nobama will tax the oxygen you breathe, and the wheelchairs you use to get around the Hometown...

Liveblogging Obama’s Secret Sleazy Deal With Communist Russia

Barack Obama and the Russian Bear have cut a secret deal to "reduce nuclear weapons," which means you better get used to your kids bringing home the "Little Red Book" and worshiping the atheist Satan. Let's liveblog Nobama's suspicious...

What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One?

Alert UK journalist "Richard" sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What...

Jill Biden Escapes Hospital Imprisonment!

Man, we just aren't being very good Political Gossips today, because our reaction to the email subject line "Breaking News! Jill Biden Out of Hospital" was pretty much, Jill Biden was in the hospital? But sure enough, earlier today...

Texas Town Turns Down Socialist Blood Money But Then Takes It A Day Later

The city of Mansfield, Texas took a bold stand against the socialist Kenyan martyr Barack Obama and his free-spending ways on Monday, opting not to take $38,000 in FREE FEDERAL GRANT MONEY that they had applied for. They were...

NOBAMA, EVER: Did you know the (fake) Mumbai terror attacks will soon lead to a nuclear war and then Bush declares Martial Law and Obama can't become president and then a rogue planet will come to kill us all?...

PUMAPac FOUNDER HARRASSED BY DEAD BUNNIES: Darragh Murphy, one of Hillary Clinton's most passionate advocates and the founder of a political action committee devoted to getting her elected or something, "said Obama supporters have harassed her and her followers...

Help Hillary Dude Make Nobama Radio Commercials!

Ed Hale, creator of the World's Greatest Website for pretend Hillary Clinton fanatics who WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE COLORED, has a favor to ask. Would you mind making Internet-radio commercials for his make-believe Internet Radio show against the...

Wonkette A Part Of ‘Nobama Network,’ Hooray!

While the hub for Internet-Americans that hate Barack Obama is clearly Ed Hale's hcsfjm.com, its closest rival appears to be the "Nobama Network," which describes itself as "a portal site designed to bring together the Grass Roots Movements in...