Federal Government Announces End of the World In 2012
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
As we learned from The X-Files, space monsters will return on December 21 of the year 2012 and eat us all. Today, the U.S. government’s Space Environment Center announced that it’s all true. Might as well start smoking and having unprotected sex again! And cocaine’s still pretty good stuff, right?
Compare and contrast the feds’ chilling announcement with a bunch of scary crap from Bible Code paperbacks, Doctor Who, computer games and websites abandoned in the late ’90s, after the jump.
As we learned from The X-Files, space monsters will return on December 21 of the year 2012 and eat us all. Today, the U.S. government’s Space Environment Center announced that it’s all true. Might as well start smoking and having unprotected sex again! And cocaine’s still pretty good stuff, right?
Compare and contrast the feds’ chilling announcement with a bunch of scary crap from Bible Code paperbacks, Doctor Who, computer games and websites abandoned in the late ’90s, after the jump.
