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New Study Proves It: No Work Means No Traffic

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

'I am not economically viable.'Some math wizards down in Texas have come to an incredible conclusion: What with 6.5 million lost jobs since this Hellcession began, there’s less rush-hour traffic. HEY THAT ALMOST MAKES A CRAZY KIND OF SENSE. But the news isn’t all good. MORE »