no-shows

SO RONERY  1:21 pm February 24, 2009

Nobody Went To Obama’s Responsibility Orgy

by Sara K. Smith

So sad! President Obama invited over a bunch of congressmen and senators to talk about being fiscally responsible, and some of them showed up, but a lot of them didn’t. Even some breakout session panelists and moderators failed to appear because who knows, maybe they had something better to do than fix the economy???

AWKWARD  12:37 pm October 30, 2008

Joe The Plumber Stands Up McCain On Live TV

by Sara K. Smith

Ha ha John McCain’s new boyfriend is a terrible media whore! Joe the Plumber has successfully converted his 15 milliseconds of fame into a COUNTRY MUSIC RECORDING CONTRACT and a live televised shotgun wedding on November 4th to Sarah Palin’s sixth baby, “Trotsky,” on top of a melting ice floe.


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