Wonkette

The Baby America died tonight, as Patriotic Hero Chris Peden lost his bid to unseat Dr. Congressman Ron Paul, who has cruelly used his Texas’ congressional district 14 seat to aid and abet America’s enemies, such as Gold. Wonkette sheds a tear tonight, as our nation is finished, and the Constitution is forgotten. Fare thee well, good prince Chris. You will get your true crown in Heaven. [Reason]

Even though we gave newcomer Chris Peden one of our coveted Wonkette endorsements yesterday, the patriotic American CPA may still lose the Republican primary on March 4 to that blame-America-first baby maker, Dr. Congressman Ron Paul. Tragic new polls show the veteran representative is up by 32 points over Peden. What saved the Doctor’s Love Revolution, at least in Texas Congressional District 12? MORE »