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Ray Gun To Make DNC Protesters Spurt Diarrhea

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Slimed!Here is a fun domestic terror tactic to use against people protesting a political convention: Fire a ray gun at a crowd of these ingrates and then laugh as they all convulse and then shit themselves and then disperse, to die, because their bowels have just been microwaved. Fox News says such weaponry will be deployed at this summer’s Democratic Convention in Denver. MORE »