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Tag: nikki haley

Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017

Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!
They do seem like natural allies...

Florida A.G. Pam Bondi May Get Trump White House Position Even Though All The Best Girl Jobs Filled

What possible role could an amoral, self-righteous, dishonest greedhead ever hope to find in the Trump White House?

Confederacy-Humpin’ Lawmaker Beated His Wife, With ‘Morals’

Last year, this South Carolina lawmaker sent Confederate Christmas Cards. This year, he's getting arrested for domestic violence. HUH!
Swear to god, thought that was Roger Stone at first.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.
Leadership fail

Trump Picks Woman For UN Ambassador Who Isn’t Actually A Monster In Human Form, So … Great!

Nikki Haley did a good thing once. Which is better than all the possible cabinet picks who HAVEN'T.

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.

Obama and Merkel: Super Friends! Yr Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 17, 2016

Obama and Merkel are super best friends, foreign leaders can't call Trump, and Nikki Haley has a job interview! Your Morning News Brief!

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win South Carolina

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.
Nah, it's got nothing to do with Ann Coulter. But we love this pic.

SC Gov. Nikki Haley Puts Ann Coulter, Confederate Slavery Flag In Their Proper Places

Rightwing columnist Ann Coulter isn't about to logic South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley into returning the Confederate flag to the statehouse. Here's a porfile in partial courage.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 10, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Gov. Nikki Haley Wishes Donald Trump Wouldn’t Act So Ugly To The Minorities, Bless His Heart

She doesn't think Trump or his supporters are actually racist or anything, heck no, why would you say that?

Hey Hillary Clinton Could You Pick Sarah Palin For Veep? That’d Be Great, Thanks

Idiot goes on TV, says Hillary Clinton will pick a female Republican to be her VP. We put this idea right where it belongs.
Borned stupid.

Ted Cruz’s Dildos Squeezed Their Way Into Your Weekly Top Ten

What up, our Wonkette bros and lady-bros, are you ready to get a Top Ten list crammed at your face? GOOD. We had some weird news this week, about Ted Cruz's Dildo Issues. And also some other things too!...

Moderate John Kasich Wishes Gays And Gay-Bashers Would Just Be Sweet To Each Other

Why can't we all just get along? That is what John Kasich needs to know right now. Because he sees his Republican governor pals signing these insane anti-LGBT laws, and he knows there wouldn't even be a problem if...