Tag: nikki haley

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Let’s Play Fuck/Marry/Kill/Tickle/Finger/Dick-Punch With The Trump Cabinet!

Is Rex Tillerson about to get YOU'RE FIRED? John Kelly? SOMEBODY ELSE? Who can even fucking say.

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?

Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.

This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About Nikki Haley

You don't have to like Nikki Haley to be MAD ABOUT A THING.

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork’s Life, By Not Doxxing Him

Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.

Nikki Haley All ‘UGH Being UN Ambassador Sucks, I Wanna Watch Fireworks And Drink Lime-A-Ritas!’

BUCK UP, AMBASSADOR HALEY. You have a JOB to do.

Trump’s America: Wouldn’t We All Rather Have A Manly KGB Than A Sissy FBI?

Wouldn't it be so much better if we had a partisan hack running our domestic police force?