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Wonksplainer! Congress Unveils Spending Bill That Will Probably Screw You Over Somehow

Hold on to your hats, gentlemen, and clutch your pearls, ladies, because House and Senate negotiators have come up with a … wait for it… COMPROMISE! After you pick you jaws up from the floor, we shall dig through...

GOP Shutdown Final Tally: $2 To $6 Billion Which Was Worth It Because Obamacare Was Totally Repealed

You ever wonder what success looks like? We often wonder, because we are bloggers who sit in unwashed pajamas, drink cheap whiskey and incessantly email BangMeHarder54@altavista.com to please do sex on us, so we don’t know any successes. But...

Abandoned Research, Lost Opportunities, and Closed Labs, All In This Week’s Government Shutdown Sci-Blog

Hello, Wonketeers! It's time for another bizarre & disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Get out your phones and come on in -- we're Drunk Dialing Congress! We were looking forward to devoting this week's blog exclusively to the celebration of one of...

Government Shutdown Leaves Sad Klansmen Unable To Desecrate Gettysburg Battlefield

Here's your government shutdown feel-good-ish story for the day: thanks to the shutdown, a KKK rally planned for Saturday at the Gettysburg National Military Park has been cancelled. A Philadelphia TV station reports that when the shutdown began, the...

Mike Huckabee: Kill Obamacare By Increasing Government Funding For Healthcare

This week on "Fox & Friends' Argle Bargle Hate & Pray in the Morning" show, yo-yo-dieting expert Mike Huckabee wide-angle remoted in to talk to the one guy who is even dumber than Steve Doocy about his sure-fire way...

What We Learned From The Nice Libertarian Fellows At 1:30 In The Morning In A Detroit Hotel Bar

We tricked you! The nice Libertarian fellows in the Detroit hotel bar at 1:30 in the morning were not nice at all! They were stupid fucking idiots! But we learned a lot from them anyway, like so: * Al Gore...

Gay Penis Size Today’s Hot Topic In Right-Wing Blogosphere For No Reason But The Obvious One

Good news for all the people at the Traditional Values Coalition who spend most of their days Google-searching "huge gay dongs" through their tears: they accidentally also uncovered a 2009 study about gay men's penis sizes published by the...