Next week Hillary Clinton will be campaigning with Barack Obama, which means only one thing: the former candidate and the current candidate are totally in cahoots and having phone sex all the time to discuss how they can break the hearts of millions of Obamatards across the nation by making Clinton Obama’s running “mate.” MORE »

Here’s some more half-mindless speculation about Nancy Pelosi: she hates Hillary Clinton more than a lot of people who also hate Hillary Clinton. While she refuses to cast her superdelegate vote, and urges other undecided superdelegates to hold off for a while, she pretty much called Hillary a terrible, lying wicket goblin today. MORE »