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Joe Lieberman Is Hesitant To Call Nidal Malik Hasan A Terrorist—But Not Enough To Keep From Doing This Exact Thing

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Now listen, Joe Lieberman doesn’t want to ascribe any motives to Nidal Malik Hasan. “It’s premature to reach conclusions about what motivated him,” Lieberman very reasonably said on some Fox News teevee something or other last night. But! But! Lieberman will say this: Hasan was a “self-radicalized, homegrown terrorist” who “had turned to Islamist extremism.” He will say that.  Islamist extremism: or perhaps you might recognize it by its street name? “TERRORISM“, also “bennies,” “black beauties,” “crystal,” “Sy Hershey kisses,” and “pep pills.” Anyway, Lieberman intends to launch some congressional investigation, because that’s what he does, and because that will get to the root of this terrorism once and for all. [The Hill]


DAILY BRIEFING

If You Dislike How Other People Can Just Go Ahead And Get Abortions, You Will Love The New Health Care Bill!

Monday, November 9th, 2009
  • If you were hoping to buy or rent a bunch of abortions and charge them care of whatever new health care bill ends up passing, this will not be possible! [New York Times]
  • China is very upset with the Dalai Lama for going to some Himalayan town that is not technically a part of China but is so close it’s probably at least entertaining the notion. [Washington Post]
  • It’s probable that Nidal Malik Hasan acted alone at Ft. Hood. Oh plus President Barack Obama, but other than that, alone, yes. [Wall Street Journal]
  • So guess now’s as good a time as any to take a look at mental health policy and practices in the military. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Even though Tony Blair will never admit it, he still wants to be the president of the EU. [Times Online]
  • Hurricane Ida is the first hurricane to hit America this year. It struck parts of Mississippi, Florida, and New Orleans. All three still exist.  [AP]

COMFORTING PREDICTABILITY OF THE INTERNET

It Is About Time Someone (Obviously Jerome Corsi) Linked The Ft. Hood Shooter To Obama

Friday, November 6th, 2009

It has been let’s see, around 20 hours or something since the Ft. Hood massacre, so it was weird that someone who lives on the Internet hadn’t suggested a connection between Obama and alleged gunman Nidal Malik Hasan. So yes, quite sorry for the delay, but conspiracy theorist dilettante Jerome Corsi would like to do just that! So get this: last May, GWU held some vague security brainstorming transition task force thing that does not actually offer security or transition advice to the President. There’s a document and everything. That’s part A, of the theory. Parts B-Z? MORE »