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TV Idiot Nicole Richie Endorses Obama

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

She got arrested for drunk driving once, but so did George WashingtonMany years ago there was a television show called The Simple Life, in which two wealthy, jabbering fools toured the country making fun of poor people. There was a fat idiot and a skinny one, and then the fat one also became skinny, and that is when she finally earned the respect of all America! And now this gal has a babydaddy, and they went to Coachella where all the classy rich people go to watch their Prince, and that is when the very important news broke that they are both voting for Barack Obama, the candidate of rich morans everywhere. [Us Magazine]


Pouncing Down the Avenue

Friday, August 17th, 2007

This week, Chris Matthews, Eleanor Holmes Norton, Cecilia Sarkozy, Nicole Richie, and Markos Moulitsas were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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