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Donald Trump’s Great Sacrifice Was Dumping His Wives For Younger Women, Says Idiot

PSSHT, and the Khan's wanna talk about their dead hero son?

Ted Cruz Pulls Down Pants, Farts All Over Mike Pence’s Big Night

Ted Cruz's speech at the Republican National Convention really brought the room to life. Luckily for Cruz, no one was distributing torches and pitchforks.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, 7/21/2016

Ted Cruz shit the bed last night when he spoke at the Republican National Convention and didn't endorse Trump. SPOILER ALERT: Everybody.Hates.Ted Cruz. Donald Trump gave an interview to the New York Times where he said he'd only...
Stoled from Twitters, will credit if we find out what magnificent bastard did this.

Mike Pence To Handle A Bit More Than Typical Veep, Like ‘Domestic Policy And Foreign Policy’

It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't a power-hungry jerk. At least we hope he isn't because if Donald Trump wins in November, Pence will run things while Trump golfs.

Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.
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Donald Trump Names Mike Pence As His One True Veep, Newt Gingrich Sulking On The Moon

Donald Trump has named Mike Pence as his running mate. Pour out a 40 and a bag of Doritos for all the Newt and Chris Christie jokes that might have been.

Newt Gingrich Wants To Test U.S. Muslims To See If They’ve Caught The Sharia

Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...
Donald Trump uses Awkward Handshake! It's not very effective!

Donald Trump Seen Leaving Mike Pence’s Place In Last Night’s Dress

Donald Trump is one fickle veep-vetter. His short list keeps getting longer and longer, which is not supposed to be how that works.
Looking quite relaxed, here's David Duke on vibes

David Duke Plans Run Against Steve Scalise, Figures Louisiana Ready For Real KKK Guy

David Duke is planning a run for Congress against Steve Scalise, the House Majority Whip, because it's that kind of election year.

Trump Veepstakes Cliffhanger: Is It Newt? Is it NEWT?

We got a big hint that Newt Gingrich might be Donald Trump's veep pick! Or not!

A Children’s Treasury Of Terrible Reactions To The Dallas Police Shooting Even Though Some People Were Nice

At least three rightwingers today have been thoughtful and compassionate in response to the deaths of Philando Castile, Alton Sterling, and five Dallas police officers, whoa what? But that doesn't mean that most of them haven't been terrible. Here...

Look At All The Beautiful White People On Donald Trump’s VP Short List!

Yep, it's basically a bunch of dumb crackers. Oh, and Ben Carson.

Newt Gingrich Wants America To Just Lie Back And Think Of Trumpland

Newt says that in order to fully enjoy the Donald Trump Experience, you just have to "relax and take it."

Trump And Gingrich Totally Understand Women, Just Like Beloved Monarch Henry VIII

No one understood women like Henry VIII, that is for sure. Except maybe Ted Bundy!